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Happy Birthday to Me: In My Extreme Age

Turn around, a decade [plus one two] is gone. 70? 71? 72 73? Doesn’t feel so old. I’m told that it is but it doesn’t feel that old. At the same time, I confess I’m not exactly sure who this geezer is who shows up in the mirror every morning — or where he came from. The thing is he keeps writing notes like this and leaving them where I can’t help finding them:

In my extreme age —
In my age extreme —
Skin planed to glassine,
Bone buffed to crystal,
Light locked in the marrow,
And memory melded to images only….

Of my extreme age —
In my age extreme

In my extreme age —
In my age extreme —
Thoughts thinned to one
And dreams dimmed to soul;
To that one shred of thread
Which stitches the shroud

Of my extreme age —
In my age extreme.

In that age extreme,
That extreme edge of age,
There shall still
In such stillness
Ring in my ears
One echo of now;

Of my extreme age —
In my age extreme.

In our age extreme
Your echo shall glimmer
Ever on the river that streams
Through time’s silted canyons
Of my extreme age —
In my age extreme.

Of our extreme age —
In our age extreme.

— Vanderleun for Emma Jean.

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  • Casey Klahn December 26, 2017, 12:49 PM

    Many, many, many more. Happy Birthday, Gerard.

  • Terry December 26, 2017, 12:51 PM

    Happy birthday Gerard! And I wish you many more!

  • Dave December 26, 2017, 1:18 PM

    You have three weeks on me, Gerard, however, I prefer to think of it as forty-something. It just happens to be forty-thirty-two.

  • Sam L. December 26, 2017, 1:45 PM

    It’s those Damned Chinese mirrors being snuck into our bathrooms, replacing the American-made mirrors that show us how we really are!

  • MOTUS December 26, 2017, 2:12 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    “How terribly strange to be seventeeeeeee…two”

  • Rob De Witt December 26, 2017, 2:34 PM

    You’ve caught up at last; with any luck I’ll surpass you again in four months.

    Congratulations, old man, and many happy returns of the day, whatever that means.

  • Howard Nelson December 26, 2017, 3:19 PM

    Gerard, you keep brightening in the Light.
    We all wish you to keep on keeping on.

  • Dr. Jay December 26, 2017, 3:34 PM

    Be thankful: You still got the body of a 71 year old.

  • w barna December 26, 2017, 3:51 PM

    Happy Birthday! I’m not far behind you. Thank you for your wise and occasionally snarky rhetoric….keeps me thinking and laughing.

  • Leslie December 26, 2017, 4:06 PM

    Has it already been a whole year? Happy, happy Mr V!

  • Bunny December 26, 2017, 4:12 PM

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Getting old beats the alternative,
    Happy Birthday to you!

  • pbird December 26, 2017, 4:24 PM

    Happy Birfday GV. We’re all pushing it.

  • Bill Cox December 26, 2017, 4:49 PM

    Happy birthday Gerard, I hit 70 a month ago. It’s a little strange.

  • Phil in Englewood December 26, 2017, 5:44 PM

    Happy Birthday Gerard! Something wonderful indeed… Here’s to many more, buoyed by your enthusiastic readers.

  • Julie December 26, 2017, 5:53 PM

    Happy birthday, Gerard. May you be blessed beyond all reasoning in the coming year.

  • Ga Gator December 26, 2017, 5:58 PM

    A tip, Gerard. When I hit 69 I started counting backwards.
    I’m 64 now and feeling a helluva lot better. Cheers anyway!

  • Joan of Argghh! December 26, 2017, 6:50 PM

    Fortunately, you’ve chosen your parents wisely. I wish you many more happy returns of the day!

  • ghostsniper December 26, 2017, 7:52 PM

    Happy birthday to you….
    I don’t care what they say, you don’t look a day over 70.
    But then, I stopped caring about age about 20 years ago.
    Except to just stay away from people that appear to be 40 or less due to inherent incompatibility.
    ….and many more!

  • ChrisP December 26, 2017, 8:25 PM

    I’m right there with you brother.
    Strange days, and, who is that old man in the mirror?

  • KMM December 26, 2017, 8:41 PM

    Happy Birthday Gerard!

  • JohnPeg December 26, 2017, 11:11 PM

    Happy Birthday, sir. I’m older than you . . . . and always will be. And you’re still the best writer in America. Come north and visit some day and we’ll have a blast!

  • Mumblix Grumph December 26, 2017, 11:12 PM

    Hey, happy birthday and all the requisite sentimental folderol.

  • leelu December 27, 2017, 7:09 AM

    Happy Birthday. Here’s to many, many more!!

  • Monty James December 27, 2017, 7:12 AM

    Happy Birthday.

  • Kevin Dickson December 27, 2017, 7:26 AM

    Nice words.

    Have a happy happy!!

  • Snakepit Kansas December 27, 2017, 7:56 AM

    Happy birthday sir! I wish you many more years to continue your writing! Thank you!

  • Jim in Alaska December 27, 2017, 8:47 AM

    In my extreme age…
    At 79 I still read and laugh
    At that young whippersnapper
    Vanderleun.

  • John The River December 27, 2017, 8:51 AM

    72! Never!
    I myself look forward to the 29th Anniversary of my 39th Birthday.

    But Happy Birthday anyway Gerald!

  • BillH December 27, 2017, 9:39 AM

    Have a good one kid. I was a shiftless 14 year-old when you came along.

  • NealinPomerene December 27, 2017, 11:08 AM

    I will be 19 this January and wish you a sincere Happy Birthday. My suggestion is to just start over with the age thing when you turned 50 (that’s what I did). So you are 22, correct?

  • Phil in Englewood December 26, 2018, 5:30 AM

    Happy birthday, Gerard! I will drink a toast to you of whatever Keith Richards is drinking. We should both be around for another hundred years or so.

  • jwm December 26, 2018, 6:54 AM

    Happy birthday, Gerard. At this point in the game every day is a gift.

    JWM

  • Hangtown Bob and Peg December 26, 2018, 7:43 AM

    Wishing you the Happiest of Birthdays……..
    I always think that each day that one awakens not looking UP at the sod is an accomplishment and a gift from GOD.

    May you have many more such days!

  • Sam L. December 26, 2018, 8:11 AM

    Your age is not extreme until you’re dead. Hang in there!

  • Terry December 26, 2018, 8:40 AM

    Happy Birthday Gerard. You and I are of equal age again.

  • Dr. Jay December 26, 2018, 8:47 AM

    Rejoice! You still have the body of a 72 year old.

  • Everyman December 26, 2018, 9:45 AM

    Age-old problem, unchanged since we shared an evening meal in Seattle several years ago. You look no different than you did then, and you have spent some time among the dead since then. Thank you for your return to our precincts and your writings here. Enjoy your remaining days which, although many, are meant to be limited by He Who Makes the Rules.

  • MOTUS December 26, 2018, 10:45 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
    “How terribly strange to be seventeeeeeee…three”
    Wait, what? I might have sent the same sentiment last year about this time. Of course you were much younger then (than now).

    Okay, I’m done talking to you in songs.

  • Eskyman December 26, 2018, 12:42 PM

    So you’ve got six months on me! Good to know that your words are well-seasoned: with age comes wisdom, and a young whippersnapper like myself needs to hear from someone of an age.

    When my daughter turned 40, she told me that 40 is “the new 30.” So with that yardstick, we’re just entering early middle age!

    Many happy returns Gerard, and all the best to your Mum!

  • MIKE GUENTHER December 26, 2018, 1:25 PM

    Well, I just turned 60, but according to one of those health machines in the local pharmacy, I’ve got the health of a 73 yr old.

    Happy birthday and many more to come.

  • Denny December 26, 2018, 2:15 PM

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Poetry is hard
    Happy birthday anyway

  • rabbit tobacco December 26, 2018, 4:46 PM

    here’s the secret:You want to get older, you just don’t want to get old. lengthen your telomeres

  • lendie December 26, 2018, 5:16 PM

    Old myass. You are 10.42 years in Olive units. I figure you have
    another 6-7 lives left as well.
    Happy BDay!

  • Kerry December 26, 2018, 6:02 PM

    Happy birthday!

  • Janet Miller December 26, 2018, 7:38 PM

    Well, you look pretty good for an old geezer. Happy Birthday and I sure do enjoy your writings.

  • R Daneel December 26, 2018, 8:35 PM

    Happy Birthday! I wish you many more.

  • MMinLamesa December 27, 2018, 12:23 AM

    Happy BD dude. Enjoy.

  • Theduchessofkitty December 27, 2018, 1:20 AM

    No, the seventies are not an extreme age! My own mother is 85! My grandma passed on at age 99.75. Besides, I’m getting the impression that longevity might well be somewhere in your genes…

    Happy Birthday, Gerard!

  • H December 27, 2018, 4:04 AM

    “Ve Git Too Soon Oldt Und Too Late Schmart”

    I’ve still miles to go on the last half of that equation.

  • ca December 28, 2018, 6:20 PM

    Congrats, man.

    Thanks for all you do (and have done).

    Sincerely,

    CA

  • John the River December 29, 2018, 7:15 AM

    Happy Birthday, belated. I didn’t realize it had been a few days since last I rolled by.
    Got some Gerard reading to do.