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Drive-By: Hillary Debuts Innovative Alpine Safety Suit

 

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“I shall wear my glassfloor breaking HillaryBubble Suit as I insanely exceed my namesake Sir Edmund Hillary’s conquest of Mount Everest by becoming the first woman to reach the summit … and stay there.”

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  • Monty James March 19, 2018, 6:35 PM

    I won’t be surprised to turn on the telescreen someday and see a report about Hillary Clinton mysteriously exploding. Maybe because she got too close to an RF source or something.

    “It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.”

  • madtntaxpayer March 19, 2018, 8:23 PM

    One trip, topple and resultant bounce with that bubble wrap suit will result in an epic head injury. Guess she got the idea after falling during her bubble bath. Eureka!!! And no Hillary, Melania is not impressed.

  • Casey Klahn March 19, 2018, 10:57 PM

    Hee hee. Forgot the helmet. Not that there’s anything left to save up there.

  • Jayne March 20, 2018, 5:03 AM

    For real?

  • M. Murcek March 20, 2018, 8:56 AM

    …and always, Humma’s grimacing rictus and Mail Pouch dip lower lip. Her iPhone-clutching claw. It’s always nauseating…

  • Vanderleun March 20, 2018, 9:29 AM

    And it is MURCEK for the win with: “Mail Pouch dip lower lip.”