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Drive-By: File Under “Shaking in My Boots!”

Sigh. These things do not even rise to the level of “cannon fodder.” One clip from an M-1 Garand and you’ll have two rounds left for clean-up on aisle 3.

I’m always puzzled and a little saddened by these demonstrations of limp bravado. I’d put these sorts as the kinds of “throw-away” kids their ideological pimps use to place a bomb in a baby-carriage; the ones they train to light the fuse and then forget to get away. If things ever got sporty they’d be compost in the first fortnight. I just want to find them and take them for a long, fatherly walk to tell them that they just don’t understand what a rifle round does to center mass of a moron.

Via the always astute Francinepink at MOTUS A.D.: Divas Always Wear Mink

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  • BillH August 17, 2018, 9:45 AM

    Can’t decide between the one in the pink kerchief or the one in the gray jacket. Decisions, decisions.

  • Jewel August 17, 2018, 10:09 AM

    They make their tiny toddleresque fists like infants serenely at naptime.

  • John Venlet August 17, 2018, 10:21 AM

    These six yokels are of the same naivety as the two bicyclists in the previous post.

  • jwm August 17, 2018, 10:32 AM

    The elder in the bear shirt must be their Fearless Leader.
    You can tell by the bear shirt.

    JWM

  • HH August 17, 2018, 10:48 AM

    “What are you going to do now??!?!
    First, I’m going to go to the bathroom, because I laughed so hard that now I need to pee.
    Next, I’m going to send you a picture of Nancy Pelosi, so you’ll know how to make a fist.
    Then, I’m sending your photo to my Pop, who turned 18 on Guadalcanal, because I try to make him laugh every day.

  • steve walsh August 17, 2018, 11:53 AM

    That is comedy gold. They can’t even make a decent threatening fist. Nevermind that real tough-guys don’t make fists to indicate their toughness and seriousness; they just give you a look that makes the weak avert their eyes.

    I’m going to copy this photo and keep it handy for when i need a laugh.

  • tim August 17, 2018, 11:58 AM

    I’m just as confused about these soy effeminates laughable bravado as I am about why someone would need a rifle to deal with them.

    BTW, training in the mountains to “punch Nazis” …? What, so no one can see and laugh at your ridiculousness?

  • Umpteen August 17, 2018, 12:24 PM

    Why waste *any* ammo when you could put them all away with the rifle butt?

  • John A. Fleming August 17, 2018, 12:29 PM

    Doodz. You wanna go train in the mountains? The mountains are hard, and for harder men. Where are your 50-lb packs, with an iron pipe on a shoulder sling? Where are the salt stains and rips and mud on all your clothes from hiking and scrambling up and down hill and cliffs all day far from the USFS garden-path trails for shorts-clad lissome young women in pink running shoes? Where are your scabbed-over hands, gobies on every knuckle? Where are your eagle’s stares? Criminy!

    You go to the mountains to train because you have overcome all the flatlander training regimens, and seek something harder. Or, to climb them and get their good tidings.

  • ghostsniper August 17, 2018, 12:31 PM

    HH, you spelled “What you going to do now??!?!” wrong.
    Go watch the “Who bitch dis iz?” video a few times and take notes, for reference.

    Ammo? please
    Just look at em cross eyed, and get out of the way of the diarrheal flood.

    These children’s parents should be hunted down and dragged for child abuse.

  • pbird August 17, 2018, 12:32 PM

    The one in pink is a girl by the way.

  • mizbish August 17, 2018, 12:38 PM

    Methinks she needs a facial waxing.

  • Spurt Reynolds August 17, 2018, 12:52 PM

    They all look like girls to me.

    They all have narrow shoulders and no muscles.

  • Casey Klahn August 17, 2018, 12:54 PM

    Oh FF Sake!

    I think when they hashtag Fuck Trump! they are actually making an amorous plan.

    The jokes write themselves.

  • Bram August 17, 2018, 1:01 PM

    You’ll now they found a Nazi when you hear the sound of their tiny little wrists snapping.

  • Terry August 17, 2018, 1:01 PM

    Save any real ammo for armed thugs. These turds can be handled quite nicely by blasting each in the face with a spud g*u*n loaded with steaming hot mashed potato.

  • Anonymous August 17, 2018, 1:44 PM

    faggits

  • Anonymous August 17, 2018, 1:47 PM

    Is this photo the first recorded instance of these silly nannies ever making a fist?

  • Chris August 17, 2018, 3:19 PM

    BillH
    I know right? They both got purdee mouths and eyes….

  • DJ August 17, 2018, 3:34 PM

    Looks like the Twitter page is gone. Damn it I wanted to train with them.

  • Nori August 17, 2018, 4:47 PM

    Good Lord, they are radiating estrogen! With luck,it may attract a wandering mountain lion.

  • Flyover August 17, 2018, 4:52 PM

    The girl in the pink has upper lip hair.

    The sad thing is, I know a young male just like them. Yes, he does live in his mother’s basement.

    I weep.

  • Jewel Atkins August 17, 2018, 4:52 PM

    If these detoxified emasculates ever saw a genuine Nazi in full uniform, they’d all be touching themselves inappropriately.

  • jwm August 17, 2018, 4:56 PM

    Jewel for win on this one. That made me laugh.

    JWM

  • Teri Pittman August 17, 2018, 4:56 PM

    And even looking at what passes for hard core…compare the antifa at Berkeley or Portland with what went on in the early 70s. Huge difference in their “warriors”.

  • bud August 17, 2018, 6:11 PM

    Going by past performance, their training must consist of determining what rear angle their “nazi” is blind to, and then the best escape vector.

    Watch your back. Even those limp little wrists can do some damage with a bike lock from behind.

  • Roger B Watts August 17, 2018, 6:37 PM

    Not a real man’s bicep in the whole squad. I really doubt that any of them could define “Squad” in a military sense. One septuagenarian in a gilley suit could very easily handle the whole group. The last one would die before he heard the first shot.

  • ghostsniper August 17, 2018, 6:49 PM

    Here’s what happens when a flake tangles with a “nazi”.
    (put it on your desktop for a good daily LOL)

    https://i.imgur.com/BAkldaJ.gif

  • John A. Fleming August 17, 2018, 9:17 PM

    Yikes! The most manly dood in the pic is the chick wearing pink. I entirely missed that.

    1. I may be wrong, but I look at the 5 doods, and I see 5 guys who never in their lives have submitted themselves, been tested, and prevailed to a manly challenge. What’s that? First, ditch the chick, there are no manly challenges when women are about. I don’t care how many women are Marine infantry officers or any of that other stuff, it is just not a “manly challenge” and never will be. Oh, and women, we aren’t ever going to tell you what “it” is. How do we know what it is? Because we’ve done it, we’ve survived and thrived, and we’ll never tell. And for having done it, you know who the others are, you can see it. It is the things that men do when they are fully free of the shackles of women.

    2. I blame two-income families and the trundling of our boys off to day-care run by … women. I hated what I saw it do to my son and all the others boys of the neighborhood. These men in the pic, they anxiously yearn for what they have been denied all their lives. They want to be manly men doing manly things in a manly way, and yet they have brought a chaperonette along, a minder to keep them safe, someone who will do her duty to keep these men effeminate and soft. Ditch her! Run doodz! Far away!

    3. Start here. Pick a path through the mountains. Say, Nederland to Estes Park, but you have to touch the waters of Grand Lake. No trails except through the most heinous bush; stay away from people, go where they aren’t. There’s got to be sections above timberline. You’re going rock-hopping up streams, picking your way across miles of scree and talus, climbing through forests, running on the trails and 4WD tracks. 60+ miles. One weekend. A couple of granola bars, jerky, apples. Maybe some gorp. No sleeping bag, no tent, just a small ground tarp and a survival blanket. Fill that pack up, rocks if you have to. It better be 40 lbs. All y’all better be moving before first light on Saturday. Everybody comes back on Sunday night, you do what you gotta do to bring everybody home. Don’t bring cell phones, ain’t nobody gonna call for a rescue.

    4. And the most important rule: no chicks. Don’t tell ’em, not before and not after; don’t ask for permission, don’t beg for forgiveness, and don’t tell anybody where you are going. Don’t leave a note, don’t leave an itinerary. Just go. “Man, you gotta go.” Do you want to be MMDMTiaMY? This. Do it. And afterwards, never talk about it, except amongst yourselves. We will see it though, it will be with you always, and we’ll say to ourselves “Welcome, brother”.

  • John A. Fleming August 17, 2018, 11:37 PM

    Oh, and I got one more thing. The five doodz sorta look like their ancestors all hailed from north-western central Europe. The apfel didn’t fall far from the baum.

  • Jaynie August 18, 2018, 4:10 AM

    Yes. However, if they really are members of the antifa then they are differenent from regular and conservative men. They have some advantages. This because, one, stupidly, they have a lower threshold to instigate violence; two, they disrespect personal property so they cause great damage; and, three, very importantly when they are violent the corrupt media whitewashes and covers for them. I’d love to laugh at them. And my husband will. But I fear what they cause.

  • SGT.BAG August 18, 2018, 7:08 AM

    I will bet they all share the same DNA….

  • hooodathunkit August 18, 2018, 8:18 AM

    These are the people who financed, supported, hid and protected the Weather Underground. Who in turn —after defeat— nurtured, trained, and put Barack Obama into the presidential candidacy. These are the bureaucratic class of our governments; the people with access to your records and finances.

    Yes, a normal man could punch out the lot of them, and a normal person with a grain of common sense will see where it all leads. But these people are extremely dangerous because they support and sustain the totalitarians, even when they themselves will be disposed of in the end.

    Do not be smug.

  • James R Lundquist August 18, 2018, 8:36 AM

    Red Dawn redux, snowflake version.

  • scory August 18, 2018, 9:08 AM

    The picture is laughable. But these are not the ones to worry about as they present no real danger to anyone. But don’t underestimate a potential foe. The left that wants us dead will be able to find capable and ruthless henchmen to do their bidding. All those millions of invaders living right now in our midst are not all weaklings or worthless LARPERS. All those millions of hyphenated “Americans” are not all concerned with anyone’s rights but their own and have no loyalty to anyone but their own people (who do not think of themselves as Americans). And all of these want to take what is not theirs and have not shown much restraint in using force to do so.

    The left is better organized, better funded and better led than the right. That is why they are winning the culture war and why they can get away with open violence against their enemies. The Bolsheviks were a small band of fanatics who, through discipline and a willingness to use any lie and employ violence without restraint were able to subvert and conquer the Russian empire. They faced plenty of opposition including open war and they won out because they were united, dedicated and willing to kill every man, woman and child they saw as enemies. Their leaders were completely dedicated and determined to seize and hold power at any cost. It was only after they had control of the country and were firmly in command that they started killing one another.

    If the right doesn’t unite and organize and take seriously the very real likelihood that in a real war it will lose then it WILL lose. A disorganized, well-armed, leaderless gaggle of determined patriots will be overwhelmed by a well-organized, well-armed team of determined fanatics even if it is lead by dunces so long as the dunces know what they want and are willing to do anything to achieve their goals.

  • ghostsniper August 18, 2018, 9:50 AM

    scory, without gov’t support they are nothing but whiney children.
    Don’t lose focus on what’s important.
    You DO remember what is important, don’t you?

  • hooodathunkit August 18, 2018, 10:52 AM

    @ghostsniper — “. . .without gov’t support they are nothing but whiney children.

    Government support? Look at this map; then zoom into DC, zoom in on any capitol.

    Support hell, they ARE the government.

  • Snakepit Kansas August 18, 2018, 4:50 PM

    I wouldn’t waste six rounds of .30-06 from an M1 Garand on those wimps. I’d deliver single gut shots from a .22.

  • rabbit tobacco August 18, 2018, 5:53 PM

    Don’t be too hard on them, they’re menustrating.

  • Bill Cox August 18, 2018, 8:40 PM

    Sigh………………………………………………………

  • Mildly Annoyed Max August 19, 2018, 3:42 AM

    Well that cheered me up! Now, back to PT. Plus, maybe the 22LR instead of the Henry .44. Or both 🙂 because I can carry both.

  • SteveP August 19, 2018, 7:45 AM

    These fools are nothing. When the balloon goes up they’ll quickly die of stupidity.
    The real enemies are their leaders and controllers. The ones who stay in the background, that you never see. To defeat this evil they’re the ones who have to be identified and dealt with.

  • Son of Rusty Shackleford August 20, 2018, 3:12 AM

    Francinepink IS always astute!

  • Jack August 20, 2018, 7:04 AM

    I’ll bet they played “corn hole” while on out on that training mission. And I ain’t talking about that beanbag game thing, either.

  • OldFan August 22, 2018, 7:58 AM

    However wimpy they look, they are being trained to attack their enemies. They have done so on many occasions – and have gotten away with it. There have have been several effective responses from the sane side of society, but they have been individuals, not trained groups.
    They look like a bunch of clowns. but watch ANTIFA in action after they get trained and organized: they are effective against the unprepared. Like it or not these, people are worth 10 unprepared protesters.
    Spontaneous revolutions require careful planning and preparation – this is part of it.

  • Alan August 22, 2018, 4:16 PM

    Seems that that’s a picture of some Finnish leftards from some troll account on Facebook – according to twitter anyway. They are far too hard to be in Antifa!