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DEMOCRAT!

 by Gerard Allen Van der Ginsberg

PART II of GROWL

What Socialist Party Fornication Festival of lies and slavery bashed open American skulls and sucked out their freedom, brains, and imagination?

DEMOCRAT! Darwinist Solitude! NEA Filth! Pelosi Perversion! Obamunist Onanism. NPR racism! Recycling Cans to find unobtainable dollars to pay off deficit trillions! Unborn children screaming silent under the D&C! Boys sobbing for fathers! Girls for mothers! Wives for husbands! Husbands for families! Impoverished old men and weeping in the parks!

DEMOCRAT!  Nightmare of Democrat! Democrat the loveless! Gone mental Democrat! Democrat the heavy aggregation of girly-men!

DEMOCRAT! the incomprehensible African-American electoral plantation system of perpetual ideological slavery! Democrat the skull & crossbones soulless Senate and Congress of corruption!

DEMOCRAT! whose headquarters are Fascist overbuilding with gun slits! Democrat the vast bloating stone of Deficit! Democrat the broke government of the pauper nation!

DEMOCRAT! whose mind is pure rusted machinery! Democrat whose blood is gushing tax money! Democrat whose skeleton fingers are in your wallet!

DEMOCRAT! whose breast is a transsexual dynamo! Democrat whose mouth is a smoking tomb! Democrat of the atheist thumb pulling out a plum and saying what a free to be a very bad boy am I! Democrat whose only god is Dracula!

DEMOCRAT! whose eyes are a thousand shattered factory windows! Democrat whose empty skyscrapers smolder in the long Detroit streets like endless Molochs! Democrat whose brains dream Utopia and choke in the fog of their flatulent dementia! Democrat whose fuming bongs and facial piercings crown their crapulous cities!

DEMOCRAT! whose love is lust! Democrat whose soul is welfare and affirmative racism! Democrat whose poverty is perpetual servitude to the government salad bar, no seconds!

DEMOCRAT! whose only true Doctor and Cure is Kevorkian death flatulence! Democrat whose foreign policy is a cloud of glowing Iranian hydrogen! Democrat whose whore is BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH!

DEMOCRAT! in whom I once sat lonely! Democrat in whom I once dreamt the New Jerusalem! Crazy in Democrat! Sucker of crock in Democrat! Lacklove and lobotomy in Democrat!

DEMOCRAT! of the Dot.com I’ve Got Mine Now Give Us Yours Centimillionaires! Democrat of Trump Derangement Syndrome! Democrat of the dried dugs of Ariana Huffington’s Code Pink Synchronized Menopause Flasher Brigade known as “The View”!

DEMOCRAT! who entered my soul early! Democrat in whom I was sold down the River without Huck or a raft and put over the falls of flowing ideological crypto-socialist sewage! Drowned in recycled recycled recycled compost of Democrat! Democrat who frightened me out of my natural freedom and into hive-mind chants of GLO-BA’ALWARMING-O-BA-MA, GLO-BA’ALWARMING-O-BA-MA!

DEMOCRAT! of the planet has four months to live! Democrat of lies for the common good of Democrat! Democrat of crapper rapper lies of the soul! Democrat whom I abandon!

DEMOCRAT! demanding that I give all to the State! Vomit in Democrat! Avenging Angels streaming out of the sky! Death of Democrat from above! God’s righteous fire on the heads of Democrat-Acorn!, Democrat-SIEU! Democrat-California!, Democrat-Detroit! Democrat-Chicago! Democrat-San Fraudcisco!

DEMOCRAT! Robot apparatchiks! Maoist czars! Evaporated liberties! Skeleton treasuries! Dictator judges! Demonic policies! Spectral communities of Democrat delusional control! Insane Democrat media madhouses! Olbermann siphon-suckers of Democrat septic tanks! Monstrous media leg-tingle “analysis”! Democrat of presidential prop-up! Democrat of Journ-O-list talking pointed heads! Democrat of “Too Big to Jail When Failing!”

Deception of DEMOCRAT! Voters broke their backs lifting Democrat to Heaven! Payments fees now for unborn generations mostly to be aborted, for trees, for tobacco, for tilted windmills, for tons of things so bad, very bad for you we know better pay us now for Democrat death panels later! Democrat of Constitution as toilet paper! Democrat of blowing the cities and American land to hell in a hand-basket!

DEMOCRAT! vision omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! hope of the world sold down the American river!

DEMOCRAT! destruction of legal immigrant Dreams! Democrat of border war beheadings of citizens! Graven Image Adorations made to tin gods! Crack-pipe Illuminations crammed down the throat of taxpayers! Cap and Trade Religions! Democrat rowing ashore the whole boatload of sensitive socialist bullshit!

DEMOCRAT! of a pale horse and the name that sat on him was Democrat Death! And Democrat Hell followed with him!

DEMOCRAT! Breakthroughs in suicide machines! Democrat rivers of toxic educational sludge rising to flood levels in the minds of our children! New Orleans Democrat looting! Democrat flips and crucifixions of enemies, enemies, enemies everywhere! Bill of Rights flushed down the Democrat crapper!

DEMOCRAT!  Fentanyl fueled voter fraud! Democrat Epiphanies of mandated Abortion for all not just for choosy barren Democrat! Democrat Despairs of eternal urban ghettos! Six years’ animal screams and suicide of the Republic for which Democrat does not stand!

DEMOCRAT! Colonized Minds! New lusts for nothing and Democrat kicks and food stamps for free! Mad Democrat cashed-out clunker generation!

Free people despair of DEMOCRAT!

Free people revolt against socialist utopia con-artists!

Free people sound real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell to DEMOCRAT! They jumped off the roof! to vote out DEMOCRAT! forever! waving! carrying flowers! packing heat! Down to the river of freedom! into the street of Liberty, armed and dangerous,

Free people voting death to DEMOCRAT! nightmare now and forever in God’s holy war!

Free people, mine eyes have seen the Glory!

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  • pbird November 16, 2017, 10:14 AM

    The Rs are riding coyly on their coat tails.

  • Jim in Alaska November 16, 2017, 10:35 AM

    Alas it disturbs the rhythm of your growl, G., but each time I read DEMOCRAT I found myself adding; & the republican arm of the democrat party.

  • Snakepit Kansas November 16, 2017, 10:54 AM

    “flatulent dementia”. Perfect! That goes together like a hearty red Zinfandel and pickles.

  • ghostsniper November 16, 2017, 11:25 AM

    Remove the D’s, and R’s, and substitute P, for politician for true accuracy.
    Or T, for thief.
    Every last one of them is a GD stealer.

  • Andy Texan November 16, 2017, 1:58 PM

    Substitute PROGRESSIVE. The Demons and Repugnants are universally progressive since Ronald Reagan.

  • Casey Klahn November 16, 2017, 2:36 PM

    Stay on topic, fellows. This is all true of the dems, in point of fact, and why I call now for their decertification. I don’t know why, after especially what Hillary did to steal the convention, any election committee in America would ballot these sonsabitches.

  • Casey Klahn November 16, 2017, 2:37 PM

    Yes, I hate the repubes just as bad, but that’s likely some other essay/poem. Let’s stay on this target for awhile.

  • Haxo Angmark November 16, 2017, 3:54 PM

    demoncrats take care of the people who vote for them: Jews, other Reds, pervs, ethnic group entitlees…

    republiscams shit on the people – working and middle class Whites – who vote for them.

    so there actually is a substantial difference between the 2 Parties.

  • pbird November 16, 2017, 4:06 PM

    Just like clockwork up pops a Jew hater. Don’t you guys get tired of being such a joke?

  • Howard Nelson November 16, 2017, 5:00 PM

    Gerard, when will you pen something critical of the Democrap perverseness and corruption?
    The Repukeagains, as they rot and retrogress to primeval slime, are ecstatic at your adulation of their political rival in betrayal. Please say something equally nice about us, they moan.

  • Howard Nelson November 16, 2017, 5:22 PM

    Haxo, in what ways have the Democraps taken care of those who voted for them — ObamacareSnare?, IranNuclearDeal?, NationalDebtExplosion? Education EradicationOfValues?, CorruptionOfDOJ?, KneelingToRussia?AbasementToChina?ReciprocalMasturbationWithMSM?, SabotagingOurMilitary?

  • Terry November 16, 2017, 5:40 PM

    Politicians. D or R doesn’t matter. What matters to me is, are there enough lamp posts for their bodies to be hung from? I mean ALL politicians, from the top down to the local dog catcher variety.

  • Patvann November 16, 2017, 7:10 PM

    I weep with you.

  • ghostsniper November 16, 2017, 7:42 PM

    @Terry, if you want to do it right you have to do it in the trees.
    Take a look and see how the pro’s do it:
    http://www.kimdutoit.com/2017/11/16/more-feinsteinism/

  • Geoff C. The Saltine November 16, 2017, 8:54 PM

    Did you take Lois out to lunch today?
    What did you have?
    Talk to you later.
    Well done.
    PS. Remember Job.

  • JoeDaddy November 17, 2017, 3:04 AM

    H-E-double hockey stix YES!!!!!! Ignorance and stupid are not dirty words, but they do tend to be fatal.

  • John the River November 17, 2017, 5:35 AM

    Yeah, they stink on ice.

  • Callmelennie November 17, 2017, 9:48 AM

    Let’s all stay on the topic that’s staring at us in the face — Gerald’s parody. If there’s been a more extraordinary piece of parody/satire posted in this decade, especially from the conservative point of view, I’d love to see it. Cause I dont think there’s anything that comes even remotely close to this

  • Vanderleun November 17, 2017, 10:49 AM

    Well, them thar is very kind words indeed lennie. Perhaps I shall publish it as a slim volume of poesy.

  • MOTUS November 17, 2017, 2:21 PM

    Oh man, this NEVER gets old! (unfortunately)