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Octopuses Get Strangely Cuddly On The Mood Drug Ecstasy

So when you want a hearing where the proposition has no evidence and relies upon belief or doubt of the principle expressed based on will o’ the wisp sympathies and pathos, rather than facts and a preponderance of evidence, what you’re doing is either an inquisition or a witch’s trial.” -Aesop

WHY CHRISTINE BLASEY FORD’S HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOKS WERE SCRUBBED: Faculty Approved Racism, Binge Drinking and Promiscuity

Fake online identities provide cover for ever greater extremism –– on the logic that no one is ever called to account for his or her words.

Failed Attempt to Put Dead Whale in Dumpster ‘Was a Mistake’…

Like a noose, ideology first weaponized comedy into a tribal tantrum and is slowly choking off the funny part.

Older Township Man’s Marijuana Use ‘Not Flimblupper’ “I use it strictly for mellifluminal purmenisses. I’m a grown manatee. I mama mature chewbaccans. If I choose alluvially to get imfoxamated, it’s because I know what’s best for meme anemone.”

People who claim to be traumatized by the less-than-traumatic inevitably turn out to be self-centered, narcissistic, weak, hysterical, melodramatic, and of generally low character.

As a general trend, we’re not getting faster software with more features. We’re getting faster hardware that runs slower software with the same features.

Research  finds that the number of undocumented immigrants in the U.S. is roughly double previous estimates

When the next liberal justice shuffles off, and Trump appoints yet another originalist justice, their slim hopes of goose-stuffing social change down the throats of the American people via judicial fiat will be gone for a very long time. And so will their self-image of being on the “right side of history.”

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  • Steve in Greensboro September 23, 2018, 4:38 PM

    Regarding the Vermontane gubernatorial candidate, we have all observed the struggles that the bien-pensants put themselves through to properly describe the transexual. Is Christine a female transexual? And does that mean a genetic woman transforming into faux-male? The photo makes it clear that this is an ordinarily ugly man trying to become a frightful faux-female. But do we call it a male-to-female-transexual? No. Too awkward. Too many words.

    English has a perfect word for this person. A eunuch.

  • John The River September 23, 2018, 6:44 PM

    When I heard about the new accuser…
    https://youtu.be/tUY05_ZwFzg

  • Howard Nelson September 23, 2018, 7:14 PM

    It’s become quite clear
    that the news, though fake,
    is real,
    beyond contradiction,
    beyond appeal.
    None dare call it lies,
    none dare call it fiction,
    we must not antagonize,
    must not cause friction.
    What was square and upx
    is now round and down,
    sworn to by every cowardly lion
    and every lyin’ clown.
    Adhering to insane speech codes
    is the accepted norm
    by the PC, personally corrupt,
    as the preferred form.
    Jokes and satire now forbidden communication
    liable to cause insult, anguish, altercation.
    The Good News?
    If you turn around quickly, you’ll be stabbed in the front and not in the back
    by empty souls who’ve joined the baying, blood-lust pack.

  • Casey Klahn September 24, 2018, 7:48 AM

    My kids and I had a life lesson taught to us in the McDonald’s by one of the big high schools in the city. We went to order, and I noticed that the whole store was in confusion: employees on break, in uniform, lolling about on their iPhones in the customer lobby, counter employees standing without anything in their hands and purposeless/ useless. Customers were waiting for their orders, stacked up in the lobby.

    Then, at the order up counter s/she appeared. A motherfucking dude, dressed with fake tits, a 5 o’clock shadow, and a deep voice, running the whole goddamn show! No, he wasn’t the manager, but you’d better believe the whole event was courtesy of his trans privilege.

    I used that opportunity to showcase for my young teenagers how things go in society when a few, maladjusted and privileged creeps, decide we all need to be a part of their perversion. Imagine fucking Vermont when they vote this guy in! I’d pay money to watch that long, slow, train wreck unfold. Please…please vote this guy in. You sleep in the bed you make, democratics. Do it! Don’t be so self centered and prejudiced! This guy/gal deserves something large from society because you are so uptight. Vote him in!

  • Harry September 24, 2018, 12:04 PM

    Casey Klahn, of course good Vermonters will vote him, her, hir, hem, or whatever in. It’s their duty to create a more safe and diverse political space. And to atone for centuries of discrimination. Oh, and for equality, you can’t forget equality.