I doubt that I am the only person who wonders what the ladies will be judged by, now. Strictly cooking and knitting? Perhaps a spelling bee? Or will it be spiritual depth, in which case, we might hope to see some nuns for a change. But instead there might be a row of Social Justice Warriorettes vying for the prize, by uttering the most asinine, politically-correct remarks. If so, I would vote for the blonde with the longest hair and the biggest boobs.
Except, I’ve never been asked to judge such a competition, even in a Third World country, where Miss National contests are taken very seriously, and the principle of selection seems to be the whitest-looking girl they can find. (The West opts for the most obvious visible minority.)
Oh goody!
Now we’ll hear the screeching of “Women of ALL sizes are beautiful!”; “Stop the patriarchy!”; “Trans-Lovely!” and whatever else is ejected from the bugle-throated harpies that supplant lovely females in the US.
Great idea girls: replace a beauty pageant with a lecture series from bitches with crew cuts. Maybe they’ll compete to see who has the broadest butt.
Oh yeah, that’ll be fun.
ghostsniperJune 7, 2018, 12:06 PM
Didn’t look at the vid, just the pik.
The one on the right is a little thick in the waist, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But the one on the left, in the black. Jayzuss.
Who is it???
This decision is just another slice in the fury of knives directed at male emasculation, if men will accept it as such and permit this goofy decision to matter. For my part, I’m old and impotent and I don’t care but I still side with the men who enjoy watching a fine stack strut across the stage. My only hope is that, instead of emphasizing beauty, they don’t encourage more young women to take up baton twirling.
I also suspect a couple of other things. Tranny men will now begin showing up in droves to qualify for Ms. America and in that regard getting rid of the bikini might be a good idea. The pageant, for all of its genius, has probably not figured out a way to keep a flatfooted 6’7″ DeMarco for San Francisco, who will insist on stilettos, from revealing his cantaloupe sized bulge as he struts topless across the stage in a thong. The future of this silly BS should be interesting.
While I will readily admit to watching Miss America on the teevee, when I was a testosterone fueled youth, I truly cannot recall the last time I tuned it on on the teevee. 30 years ago, or more, I’d have to guess. I don’t think I’ve missed anything in those years, nor will I in the years to come.
Watch them pick the best looking one anyway. Listening to the cultMarxists squeal will be vastly amusing.
Rob De WittJune 7, 2018, 10:23 PM
Monty James,
Predictable to the point of being inevitable.
In 2004 I took one look at the Democrat slate and predicted they’d nominate John Kerry on the grounds that he looked the most like a Kennedy.
QED.
BillHJune 8, 2018, 7:45 AM
Word on the street is that Bert Parks just turned over in his grave, or urn, or whatever.
pbirdJune 8, 2018, 8:49 AM
They have really boxed themselves in now. Everything is done in terms of looks…so now what are they going to do? Oh, just pick the one with the most regular features and figure and say how smart she is. Very funny.
ghostsniperJune 8, 2018, 1:32 PM
Well, if going to be about a REAL Miss America the contestants should weigh 300 lbs, have a cell welded to their hand, sport arms and legs covered in tats, pierced mugs, multi-colored hair, be unemployed and totin’ a 73 oz soda water, dressed in way too small garments, and as stupid as a bag of rusty wrenches.
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Oh goody!
Now we’ll hear the screeching of “Women of ALL sizes are beautiful!”; “Stop the patriarchy!”; “Trans-Lovely!” and whatever else is ejected from the bugle-throated harpies that supplant lovely females in the US.
Great idea girls: replace a beauty pageant with a lecture series from bitches with crew cuts. Maybe they’ll compete to see who has the broadest butt.
Oh yeah, that’ll be fun.
Didn’t look at the vid, just the pik.
The one on the right is a little thick in the waist, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But the one on the left, in the black. Jayzuss.
Who is it???
Woke now. Going back to sleep…
There she is,
Miscellaneous…..
This decision is just another slice in the fury of knives directed at male emasculation, if men will accept it as such and permit this goofy decision to matter. For my part, I’m old and impotent and I don’t care but I still side with the men who enjoy watching a fine stack strut across the stage. My only hope is that, instead of emphasizing beauty, they don’t encourage more young women to take up baton twirling.
I also suspect a couple of other things. Tranny men will now begin showing up in droves to qualify for Ms. America and in that regard getting rid of the bikini might be a good idea. The pageant, for all of its genius, has probably not figured out a way to keep a flatfooted 6’7″ DeMarco for San Francisco, who will insist on stilettos, from revealing his cantaloupe sized bulge as he struts topless across the stage in a thong. The future of this silly BS should be interesting.
To expound on Rob’s comment:
There she is
Missle Anus.
While I will readily admit to watching Miss America on the teevee, when I was a testosterone fueled youth, I truly cannot recall the last time I tuned it on on the teevee. 30 years ago, or more, I’d have to guess. I don’t think I’ve missed anything in those years, nor will I in the years to come.
Watch them pick the best looking one anyway. Listening to the cultMarxists squeal will be vastly amusing.
Monty James,
Predictable to the point of being inevitable.
In 2004 I took one look at the Democrat slate and predicted they’d nominate John Kerry on the grounds that he looked the most like a Kennedy.
QED.
Word on the street is that Bert Parks just turned over in his grave, or urn, or whatever.
They have really boxed themselves in now. Everything is done in terms of looks…so now what are they going to do? Oh, just pick the one with the most regular features and figure and say how smart she is. Very funny.
Well, if going to be about a REAL Miss America the contestants should weigh 300 lbs, have a cell welded to their hand, sport arms and legs covered in tats, pierced mugs, multi-colored hair, be unemployed and totin’ a 73 oz soda water, dressed in way too small garments, and as stupid as a bag of rusty wrenches.