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Breaking! Some Hillary Voters Did Indeed Move to Canada


Evidently some Hillaryvoters and Progs did actually make it into Canada: Bizarre brain-like blobs discovered lurking in a lagoon in Vancouver    

It’s sticky, slimy, and if you held one in your hands it might feel something like a gelatinous, semi-deflated basketball. But the biggest surprise about this bizarre brain-like blob found recently in an artificial lagoon in Canada is that the gooey mass isn’t actually an it at all, but a they. Yep, this pile of slimy green stuff is in fact a colony of thousands of organisms bound together into a cooperative collective that rests or floats in freshwater reservoirs, filtering plankton and other nutrient sources out of the water.

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  • Mike September 4, 2017, 12:52 PM

    As amusing as it might be, I don’t think that’s a fair analogy.

    The blobs actually serve a purpose.

  • Monty James September 4, 2017, 12:54 PM

    “Yep, this pile of slimy green stuff is in fact a colony of thousands of organisms bound together into a cooperative collective…”

    Tolerant and diverse, too. Don’t forget tolerant and diverse.

  • jwm September 4, 2017, 1:02 PM

    It wants you to put it under your bed. You’ll wake up into a changed and wonderous world…

    JWM

  • Eskyman September 4, 2017, 1:25 PM

    I’m pretty sure those things originated in Washington, D.C.

    There’s a striking resemblance to many of the blobs of tissue in Congress, don’t you think? Maybe it’s just the greenish tinge.

  • Casey Klahn September 4, 2017, 2:07 PM

    Give anyplace enough rain, and slime happens.

  • Hangtown Bob September 4, 2017, 3:00 PM

    The Blob Song was written as the opening theme song for “The Blob” staring Steve McQueen. It was written by Burt Bacharach and became one of his first hits.

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjphMu2wozWAhVIllQKHVyBAPUQyCkIKTAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Deo4V-8GlPpQ&usg=AFQjCNF4m0od74jMR6Y7-awtjUOI13osWQ

  • Anonymous September 4, 2017, 4:12 PM

    It looks like a Petoskey stone

  • jwm September 4, 2017, 4:37 PM

    @Hangtown Bob:
    That’s a swingin’ song, Daddy-O. You could do the twist to it. 😀

    JWM

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