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Boomer Anthems: American Band

Once upon a time, this country knew how to party. Now we’ve got half of the nation interested in havin’-no-fun, chugging Tide pods, sacrificing their children to leftoid illusions, and riding everybody’s ass.

Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Was waitin’ for the band to return from the show
Feelin’ good, feelin’ right, it’s Saturday night
The hotel detective — he was out-a-sight

Now, these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, “Come on, dudes, let’s get it on,”
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down

We’re an American band
We’re an American band
We’re coming to your town, we’ll help you party it down
We’re an American band

Compilation of several classic television shows with American Band by Grand Funk Railroad. TV shows include The Beverly Hillbillies(Buddy Ebsen, Irene Ryan, Donna Douglas, Max Baer, Nancy Kulp, Raymond Bailey), The Muppet Show(Connie Stevens, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem), Married with Children(Christina Applegate, Amanda Bearse, David Faustino, Anthrax), The Monkees(Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, Peter Tork), Gilligan’s Island(Dawn Wells, Tina Louise, Bob Denver, Alan Hale Jr., Jim Backus, Natalie Schafer, Russell Johnson, Mosquitoes, Honey Bees ), Bewitched(Elizabeth Montgomery, Tommy Boyce, Bobby Hart) and The Munsters(Fred Gwynne, Yvonne De Carlo, Al Lewis, The Standells)

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  • Jewel February 26, 2018, 2:56 PM

    I note that many of those exuberant yoots are now unexuberantly dead.

  • Dink Newcomb February 26, 2018, 6:56 PM

    What a great video! A couple of minutes viewing people I had not seen in years and its got my mind racing. No Trump, no Hilarity, no community orgasmers, just silliness. Damn, was I ever so innocent to make stuff like that seem normal?

  • Casey Klahn February 26, 2018, 10:15 PM

    I think that was JoAnne Worley with Elizabeth Montgomery.

    That was fun!

  • John A. Fleming February 27, 2018, 2:21 AM

    Ahh, the archetypal question that separates all men into two groups, except for a few sneaky bastards:

    Ginger, or
    Marianne, or
    embrace the power of and.

  • ghostsniper February 27, 2018, 4:45 AM

    Marianne, 8 days a week.

  • Richard February 27, 2018, 6:37 AM

    Slam dunk! Marianne. No question, no how.

  • Casey Klahn February 27, 2018, 7:48 AM

    You sexist bastards. Ginger’s got the moves.

  • Leslie February 27, 2018, 8:01 AM

    Ah, Fred Gwynne. Loved him.

  • ghostsniper February 27, 2018, 9:42 AM

    Marianne, hiked up on all fours, undulating salaciously.

  • Mary Ann February 27, 2018, 6:03 PM

    If only Mary Ann knew how to spell her name correctly. Just sayin’.