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Americans: “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”



Misanthropic Humanitarian
at Ace says “You might not ever look at mayo the same way again…”

Me? I’m calling this display something out of the chemically crazed and compulsive mind-set of this hard-core crack-smoking bitch and leaving it right there. Except for the observation that consuming three plump and, dare I say, tumescent hot dogs followed by a white glopping mayo inhalation moves this video closer to PornHub than YouTube.

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  • Callmelennie September 8, 2019, 12:19 PM

    Believe me, I’ll look at mayonaisse in exactly the same way I’ve always looked at it. I hate the stuff!! What manner of culinary psychopath could have even conceived of the recipe for that crap?!?

    Which is why I clicked off the video the instant I saw that first spoonful headed for her mouth

  • Chris September 8, 2019, 12:35 PM

    Geesh man that makes behind the green door look pretty lame….
    CIII

  • ghostsniper September 8, 2019, 12:43 PM

    no top teefs?

  • Auntie Analogue September 8, 2019, 12:59 PM

    Maybe they ought to change the brand name to Hellwoman’s.

  • Bunny September 8, 2019, 3:00 PM

    Being frequently perturbed by degenerate irruptions in post-modern culture, such as geriatric, satanically sympathetic rock stars and LSD-fueled fakiry, how comforting it is to find that competitive eating is not an aberration limited to our times only, but has a long, if not so illustrious, history in Western culture. Who knew?
    https://vocal.media/feast/competitive-eating-a-history
    As to the why of competitive eating today, “the narcissistic drive in each human being needed to be funneled into some means of control and that’s what social media is. It’s the perfect weapon, perfect way, to take a person’s ego drive and narcissism, or temptation to narcissism, and turn everyone into…It’s basically a narcissism machine.”
    Jay Dyer, The Pop Star Satanic Pact? @ 18:50, on Microfame, social media, and social engineering
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxjrCpLuxzk&time_continue=104
    Here’s another good analysis of contemporary popular culture and the race to the bottom by Jay Dyer, for the conspiratorially minded worth watching in its entirety.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1250&v=0SbFzvTKTzM
    THEY Are Throwing IT in Our Face!

  • zsleepwalker September 8, 2019, 3:14 PM

    Oh, My, Gosh!

  • Schill McGuffin September 8, 2019, 3:35 PM

    There are some reasonable culinary applications for mayo… I don’t mind, say, people using it in place of butter for grilled cheese sandwiches. But as a condiment? I find it bloodcurdling.

  • Nori September 8, 2019, 8:56 PM

    Am totally going with Mr V here. Chemically crazed and compulsive. The condiments are props for her PT Barnum performance. She makes money debasing herself.
    Feminism has reaped such fantastic rewards for women.

    In defense of mayonnaise,it is a very old condiment,probably originating in the Mediterranean. Olive oil,eggs,garlic. Whip together you get aioli,which made patchy food of that time taste better.

  • Jack September 9, 2019, 6:07 AM

    Huge mouth, a throat like a drain pipe, no obvious gag reflex. I wonder if she needs a boyfriend?

  • ghostsniper September 9, 2019, 8:11 AM

    @Jack, she got those “assets” by being a mudshark.

  • Bunny September 9, 2019, 8:34 AM

    Ms. Lesco is also a middle school math teacher and a humanitarian, donating a portion of her competitive eating winnings to alleviate the global water crisis.
    “Meet Michelle ‘Cardboard Shell’ Lesco, MLE’s Humanitarian of the Year. In her work as the senior manager of Youth Services at the Volunteer Center of Southern Arizona, Ms Lesco plays a vital role in helping to rebuild the fragile lives of too many of that state’s fractured young. She has also given her time and money to bringing clean water to those who need it. To date, she has funded wells in the Central African Republic’s Bakota Liberté Village and Ethiopia’s Adi Atsgeba Village and Adikokob Elementary School. She is currently working to bring water to the village of Geremu in Malawi. ”
    https://majorleagueeating.com/eaters/206

  • Montefrío September 10, 2019, 12:16 PM
  • Jack September 10, 2019, 12:37 PM

    I’ve always wondered why people volunteer to bring water and other types of resources to faceless Africans who do little more than eat and breed, thus increasing their own poverty stricken ranks with babies who will, with little doubt continue that cycle and do nothing at all to improve their own lots in life, much less those of their respective nations.

    I know there are humanitarian reasons for doing those kinds of things and hey, whatever blows your skirt up….but the US has many drug and alcohol addled, poor, homeless and helpless people right under our noses that need the same assistance.

    Ms. Lesco enjoys a very weird notoriety but assuming that she understands the applications of the “maff and riffmutic” she’s teaching, it seems she might understand that her dedication to humanitarian charity would be well received by honest to God people who are right under her nose.

  • Bunny September 10, 2019, 2:33 PM

    Yes, apparently her humanitarian charity is well received by honest to God people right under her nose as well, as stated, “In her work as the senior manager of Youth Services at the Volunteer Center of Southern Arizona, Ms Lesco plays a vital role in helping to rebuild the fragile lives of too many of that state’s fractured young.”

  • ghostsniper September 10, 2019, 6:06 PM

    She’s an obvious attention hoe and her stepford wife victims resent anyone pointing that out.

  • Bunny September 10, 2019, 6:38 PM

    Oh, I thought she was an attention whore, too, but that’s hardly out of the ordinary these days. I’m not sure if she deserves so much insult and vitriol for that when what she does is essentially harmless and she does appear to have some socially redeeming value-but, oh well, however people get their kicks. As said in the Jay Dyer video, no condemnation without investigation.

  • ghostsniper September 11, 2019, 4:10 AM

    “…what she does is essentially harmless…”

    It is?
    Do you think students might lose respect for a teacher that is an attention whore?
    What about the attention whore’s bosses, will they lose respect for her?
    Finally, how do parents seriously address their kids needs with a woman that seems to have no compunction about making her self look foolish on a global medium?
    Doesn’t anyone know how to think any more?

  • Bunny September 11, 2019, 6:05 AM

    Yes, Mr. Sniper, with all the madness unleashed upon the world today, let’s focus like a laser on a competitive eating, relatively unknown, math teaching volunteer and humanitarian. Some of us still know how to think and maintain perspective.

  • ghostsniper September 11, 2019, 11:17 AM

    That’s not perspective Bunny, it’s rationalizing and you should be ashamed of yourself.

    The entire topic of this post was about that attention whore, whom has captivated you, so in an act of deflection you drag in “madness unleashed upon the world today”.

    Are you being deliberately obtuse?

    Teachers like that are part of the reason 35,000 students are pulled by their parents from the public schools each year and educated by other means.

    But for every concerned parent that does so there are 500 others that think things like attention whores are perfectly fine – or, at least not as bad as other things being unleashed upon the world today.

    You confirmed my question, “Doesn’t anyone know how to think any more?”

  • Bunny September 11, 2019, 1:36 PM

    Ghostsniper, I’ll reprise the comment of Chris in 2017, Snapshots: Today He’d Be About 21 Years Old – “Judging those you know nothing about is a task best left for liberals.” If you want to call Ms. Lesco a mudshark (on the basis of what evidence, one might ask) and then deflect the tiny twinge of shame you likely feel for trashing an apparently decent person, albeit one aiming for a silly Guiness world record, be my guest. If you want to wander off into the weeds of public education in pursuit of deflection to make your lame case, have at it! I won’t insult you by calling you deliberately obtuse, you’re a scholar and a gentleman, obviously, and whatever blows your skirt up.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ChYK2aE0znk

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