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To aid coronavirus testing, Nancy Pelosi asks all Americans to send a stool sample to her office

Her address is:

Honorable Nancy Pelosi
1236 Longworth H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20515

You may also send your stool sample to Pelosi’s San Francisco office but they are already dealing with a lot of feces already from local residents. Her San Francisco address is:

Queen Nancy Pelosi
90 7th Street
Suite 2-800
San Francisco, CA 94103

VIA – Genesius Times

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  • tim March 24, 2020, 9:05 AM

    She repeatedly proven her expertise in scatology so I think she’s more than qualified for the job.

  • Jack March 24, 2020, 9:08 AM

    If it were not a crime to ship shit through the mail, I’d gather it up from all of my neighbors, their dogs and their cats, put it in a leaky bag and overnight it to that demon possessed hag, with a knife, fork, spoon and bib.

  • Paul A'Barge March 24, 2020, 9:26 AM

    Funny, but don’t do this. You go to jail for a long, long time. And I mean a real jail, not a club fed.

  • Donald Sensing March 24, 2020, 11:51 AM

    Apropos on noting on your post at all, I made this the other day but other than on my own blog, I am restrained from posting it elsewhere. So anyone who wants it, have fun. No need to credit it to me.

    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0gsZ-m8P3kw/XnluYeqdQ0I/AAAAAAAAg6g/Fb8fTcNYxuwdiZgru6AtG5IBm6oD0bG_wCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/Japanese%2Battack%2BDec%2B7%2BRoosevelt%2Breporters.JPG

  • TN Tuxedo March 24, 2020, 12:18 PM

    No law against sending novelty poop in the mail. It’s fake, just like the news.

    http://www.hahaprank.com/pranks/poop-pranks.html

  • Rob De Witt March 24, 2020, 3:52 PM

    You don’t have to put a return address on it, dummy.

  • ghostsniper March 25, 2020, 4:40 AM

    “You don’t have to put a return address on it, dummy.”

    Use dog shit from the park, don’t touch anything with bare fingers, don’t “lick” a stamp, and drop it in the box at the curb.

  • Brendan March 25, 2020, 9:08 AM

    Would horse poop count?

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