WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
Then again it’s the freaks popping out of the clown car as usual at CNN: Coronavirus News Network
byVanderleunonMarch 14, 2020
“Or it’s The View… not having a studio audience…” plus rappers in far-too-much fishnet, hazmat-clad and passé supermodels, and even sadder folks staggering in a slough of shambolic teetronicity.
If they keep this up they are going to piss people off to the point of sterilizing their offices with petrochemical by-products.
“Exterminator. You got rats. Rats.” A time-honored way of stopping plagues
I got only ONE item on my fucket list.
I want to see someone from Boston’s North End (maybe Nunzio “The Horse” Mezzano or Guido “The Fist” Cazzo) grab that fat testa di merda by his bat ears, yank him forward and down, and knee him in the face until his sinuses collapse and he becomes a dish face.
Okay, two items.
I’d like to see one of the boys from Providence pound a screw driver up each one of Schiffballs nostrils with a rubber mallet until they come a poppin’ through his hat. Then I’d like to see them attach the projecting screw drivers to jumper cables hooked to a big 12 volt battery, and get him a hoppin’ an’ a smokin’ to the Jerry Lee Lewis tune, “Your head makes a great big fuckin’ ball of fire.”
Then maybe a cheeseburger, fries, and a cherry Coke.
Then perhaps a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
Mary Tyler Moore Show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJny78bpsgo 3.10
HarryMarch 15, 2020, 9:58 AM
CNN – the gummiment isn’t saving us from the Coronavirus. Private corporations are doing better. We need more gummimmimment.
On MSNBC today, an expert talking to Joyce (?) Reid was giving advice on the current disease – inbetween blaming Trump for its spread. Or was it the other way around?
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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Happy PI day.
Make mines blueberry pleez.
I love the smell of wide spread, maniacal, uncontrollable fear in the morning.
I got only ONE item on my fucket list.
I want to see someone from Boston’s North End (maybe Nunzio “The Horse” Mezzano or Guido “The Fist” Cazzo) grab that fat testa di merda by his bat ears, yank him forward and down, and knee him in the face until his sinuses collapse and he becomes a dish face.
Okay, two items.
I’d like to see one of the boys from Providence pound a screw driver up each one of Schiffballs nostrils with a rubber mallet until they come a poppin’ through his hat. Then I’d like to see them attach the projecting screw drivers to jumper cables hooked to a big 12 volt battery, and get him a hoppin’ an’ a smokin’ to the Jerry Lee Lewis tune, “Your head makes a great big fuckin’ ball of fire.”
Then maybe a cheeseburger, fries, and a cherry Coke.
Then perhaps a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.
Mary Tyler Moore Show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJny78bpsgo 3.10
CNN – the gummiment isn’t saving us from the Coronavirus. Private corporations are doing better. We need more gummimmimment.
On MSNBC today, an expert talking to Joyce (?) Reid was giving advice on the current disease – inbetween blaming Trump for its spread. Or was it the other way around?