WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
The Frozen Faces and the Tar-Pit Places of America’s Most Depraved
byVanderleunonMay 4, 2018
“It’s like glass intestines, ready to dump feces all over you as you sit in the tar pit.”
A Botox forehead for the Soy Man. A hot tub hangout for the Lantern Jawed Lesbian. Not only is this insightful and funny at the same time, it is also an experiment with embedding the threadreader app into this page. Enjoy.
Those surgeons went to the Picasso School of Plastic Surgery
BillHMay 4, 2018, 9:44 AM
Re experiment. Threadreader won’t display images in my Firefox (latest ver.) no matter what I try, and I can usually get images to display one way or another in FF. Images do display OK in Chrome.
VanderleunMay 4, 2018, 10:23 AM
Hummm…. strange because my Firefox browser (Mac and the 59.0.2 iteration) displays the page perfectly.
Maybe memory or some other FF extension or a PC issue?
VanderleunMay 4, 2018, 10:30 AM
Ditto Safari and Tor (Although Tor is a bit more problematic.)
Rob De WittMay 4, 2018, 10:41 AM
Ditto with FireFox – no pix, no apparent problems elsewhere.
JackMay 4, 2018, 11:00 AM
Larry O’Donnell is a first class asshole and I’d love it if he fell in front of a speeding train. Sweet justice.
pbirdMay 4, 2018, 11:39 AM
Everything smooooth in Opera. Browser of the gods.
ghostsniperMay 4, 2018, 1:22 PM
Everything good in FF 59.0.3, Chrome, Brave, and Edge, surprisingly.
Just did the Win10-1803 this morning, now sound doesn’t work. sigh
PandoraMay 5, 2018, 3:06 AM
At the top of the page, in the address bar, should be a little “i” in a circle. Tap that and disable “tracking protection”.
sock_rat_eezMay 5, 2018, 4:06 AM
Work fine in Brave.
Good to see that someone is competing for the Stanley Tigerman Award for lifetime achievements in Bad Architecture.
Wow.
ghostsniperMay 5, 2018, 11:01 AM
That shitty orange hued cheap ass knotty pine, never was a thing, but you’ll never convince the neighborhood bulldagger. Cold, soulless, remorseless, tasteless. A custom designed building is a cross section of the owner.
Snakepit KansasMay 6, 2018, 5:53 AM
I knew I could count on Ghost’s input on the design. He rarely fails to please!
Larry now has the constant surprised look on his face. I have plenty of faults but vanity is not one of them.
ghostsniperMay 6, 2018, 6:36 AM
How to get that oh so desirable “surprised” look Larry is now sportin’.
1. Knock the asshole out with an ounce of phenobarbital, arrange in a face down.
2. Install ballistic nylon dog collar with leash loop in the back.
3. With a #2 syringe inject cajun meat tenderizer in 20 locations on the forehead, let sit for 1 hour.
4. Connect ratchet strap to handle of 8″ wide duckbill vice grips.
5. Clamp duck bill horizontally across leading edge of front hair line tissue.
6. Thread ratchet strap through collar leash loop.
7. Cinch down hard on tail of ratchet strap and re-cinch every 10 minutes for entire 4 hours of unconsciousness.
8. Since the new cuckette is in a face down position line up 20 of the local sawbux to take turns commandeering that train.
9. Stitch the shredded anus up and turn that deflowered cuck back out into society for all to lambaste and ridicule mercilessly.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
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Those surgeons went to the Picasso School of Plastic Surgery
Re experiment. Threadreader won’t display images in my Firefox (latest ver.) no matter what I try, and I can usually get images to display one way or another in FF. Images do display OK in Chrome.
Hummm…. strange because my Firefox browser (Mac and the 59.0.2 iteration) displays the page perfectly.
Maybe memory or some other FF extension or a PC issue?
Ditto Safari and Tor (Although Tor is a bit more problematic.)
Ditto with FireFox – no pix, no apparent problems elsewhere.
Larry O’Donnell is a first class asshole and I’d love it if he fell in front of a speeding train. Sweet justice.
Everything smooooth in Opera. Browser of the gods.
Everything good in FF 59.0.3, Chrome, Brave, and Edge, surprisingly.
Just did the Win10-1803 this morning, now sound doesn’t work. sigh
At the top of the page, in the address bar, should be a little “i” in a circle. Tap that and disable “tracking protection”.
Work fine in Brave.
Good to see that someone is competing for the Stanley Tigerman Award for lifetime achievements in Bad Architecture.
Wow.
That shitty orange hued cheap ass knotty pine, never was a thing, but you’ll never convince the neighborhood bulldagger. Cold, soulless, remorseless, tasteless. A custom designed building is a cross section of the owner.
I knew I could count on Ghost’s input on the design. He rarely fails to please!
Larry now has the constant surprised look on his face. I have plenty of faults but vanity is not one of them.
How to get that oh so desirable “surprised” look Larry is now sportin’.
1. Knock the asshole out with an ounce of phenobarbital, arrange in a face down.
2. Install ballistic nylon dog collar with leash loop in the back.
3. With a #2 syringe inject cajun meat tenderizer in 20 locations on the forehead, let sit for 1 hour.
4. Connect ratchet strap to handle of 8″ wide duckbill vice grips.
5. Clamp duck bill horizontally across leading edge of front hair line tissue.
6. Thread ratchet strap through collar leash loop.
7. Cinch down hard on tail of ratchet strap and re-cinch every 10 minutes for entire 4 hours of unconsciousness.
8. Since the new cuckette is in a face down position line up 20 of the local sawbux to take turns commandeering that train.
9. Stitch the shredded anus up and turn that deflowered cuck back out into society for all to lambaste and ridicule mercilessly.
And it is GHOSTSNIPER for the WIN!