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Twitter Will Allow Employees to Work at Home Forever Twitter discovers the internet. Hackernews excitedly names all the other companies who have discovered the internet, but the real meat of this topic is twofold: Hackernews has every possible opinion about working from home, all strongly held, and Hackernews is terrified that some bumpkin in eastern Ohio is somehow going to destroy real estate values in the Bay Area, seconds after the Executive Vice President of Talent Confiscation realizes you can hire Stack Overflow users for cornpone wages who are just as capable as the South of Market courtiers demanding options.
Never Trump Losers Prepare to Trade Their Dignity for Cash Yet AgainSomeone is pumping the 97 octane hi-test into this political clown car. A credulous tech zillionaire? The DNC? Some GOP donor whose blonde second wife won’t quit nagging him about Trump? We know who it isn’t – actual conservatives, who abandoned the S.S. Conservative Inc right before Cap’n Bill full-speeded ahead TWS into the iceberg that is Donald Trump. Yet somehow, this guy Billy Zaned his way to survival and went on to get some sap, or saps, to write checks to fund his unread Bulwark blog. What do those people think they are accomplishing? Trump’s at like 96 percent among actual Republicans. Has there ever been any indication that the Never Trump demographic consists of anyone besides D.C. fringies miffed that no one in the White House will return their calls?
Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) urged black Americans to ‘keep your ass at home’ to prevent the further spread of the Chinese corona virus.” Her full quote was, “Some people may be offended by what I’m about to say, but this is aunty Maxine and she keeps herself permission to say what’s in her heart and I want black people, my people, to keep your ass at home, and don’t be out on the street. Don’t be socializing, because in the final analysis, you’ve got to take care of yourself. A lot of people out there don’t care about you.” Fact-check: True. Socialists don’t care about anyone but themselves.
Sooper Genius‘Greta Thunberg, right? She’s just 17. She’s most famous for NOT going to school. She’s a priestess of the global warming movement, of course.’ Bolt continued, with him and his guests barely able to contain their laughter at the humor of it all. ‘But now it seems she’s actually a guru of the corona virus — tragedy — whatever as well. CNN has put her on its panel tonight to discuss the corona virus crisis.’ CNN is the world leader in being a journalistic joke.
Michael Flynn Case: Judge Sullivan Unjustly Keeps It Alive Lest we forget, the primary function of the federal judiciary is to protect the accused from overbearing government action, not to agitate for the prosecution of Americans. Even if he’s convinced Flynn is as guilty as the day is long, one might expect Judge Sullivan to be disturbed by the FBI’s perjury trap, by its editing of and misrepresentations about the “302 report” of Flynn’s interview. By the prosecution’s withholding of exculpatory evidence and concealment from the court of its threat to prosecute Flynn’s son. By the derelictions of Flynn’s original counsel, who took the case notwithstanding a deep conflict-of-interest, and who appear to have counseled Flynn to plead guilty without ever reviewing rudimentary discovery — we know they never inspected the 302 (which is mind-boggling in a false-statements case); did they ever demand that Mueller’s prosecutors produce the recording of the Flynn–Kislyak “sanctions” conversation that is the heart of the case? Those are the kinds of questions a responsible judge would be posing, not, “How do I sentence this guy if DOJ won’t prosecute?” Regardless of what the DNC and CNN have to say on the matter, Flynn is supposed to be presumed innocent as far as Judge Sullivan is concerned.
How the 2020 Election Became a Referendum on ChinaPart of the reason for this puzzling advance into the trap is the Democratic Party hasn’t fully recovered from its 2016 defeat. It remains deeply divided into its traditional and radical left wings and is steaming in circles, its rudder jammed hard to port. Joe Biden is a placeholder for a consensus that’s not there. And into this vacancy the former vice president becomes vulnerable to being set up as “Beijing Biden.”
The Chinese Dilemma The U.S. military is openly transitioning from a post 9/11 “small wars” force to one capable of fighting China. “Marines with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit, or MEU, seized a small island and airfield with elite special operations airmen and soldiers as part of a test of its future fighting concept. That fighting concept, known as expeditionary advanced base operations, or EABO, will see Marines spread thinly across the vastness of the Pacific Ocean, operating from small bases — a tactic that will help Marines stay alive in a high-end fight with China.” The Marines no longer see themselves storming ashore against low-tech enemies but leading a networked battle against Beijing amid the thousands of islands of Southeast Asia
Lockdown or Herd Immunity? Is It Really a Choice? – Maggie’s Farm Reopening is the only option. Nobody knows enough about the virus to categorically state when we will, or how we will, be ‘safe’. But ‘safety’ is no longer the primary issue we should be considering. Whether we like it or not, we are far past that point. Now we’re talking about simple long-term survival.
So nice of Auntie Maxine and Shrieker Pelosi to model the irrationality of proggie fashionistas: what’s with the self-mutilating Witchy Shoes? Is it impossible for the well-dressed woman to find a shoe that’s reasonably shaped, say like a …. foot?
ghostsniperMay 18, 2020, 4:53 AM
That gigantic female animal needs intervention.
Maxines tortured skids.
2 rats asses. Not 1. TWO.
Chinese dilemma? Just let em rot. What’s the big deal?
Herd immunity? What if you practice the Remus Rule draconiously?
Dr. JayMay 18, 2020, 4:53 AM
And then there’s this: “You know something is very wrong when the Director of Public Health looks about as healthy as something that crept out of a crypt” – https://moonbattery.com on, Los Angeles County Director of Public Health Barbara Ferrer.
lpdbwMay 18, 2020, 7:10 AM
Ghost, please explain or link to the Remus Rule.
I’m lagging a bit behind today, and DuckDuckGo sent me to the founding of Rome…
JackMay 18, 2020, 7:44 AM
Ugh…..Adam Schiff’s mom with a prostate scratcher. Oh, and Maggie, just one more thing. Love your suit.
NoriMay 18, 2020, 8:15 AM
Proof that even big dogs can walk on little cat feet. Delightful,and what a great face.
Belgiums’s Minister of Health shows precisely what is wrong with the European Union.
Closely matched by the Walking Dead figurine posing as CA Public Health Director.
All Hail the Matriarchy. 💀
The two grinning Cuomos atop the 5300 nursing home dead banner:there’s the face of today’s Democrat Party,folks. They may not believe in the Lord Almighty,but karma has a way of catching up to the godless.
How, exactly is it that a PhD. in Sociology is qualified to be health advisor for the country’s largest country?
HarryMay 18, 2020, 9:51 AM
2 rats’ asses. Rather than attacking NY Health Commissioner, Oxiris Barbot, we should be applauding her generosity. Time was when you could get by on one rat’s ass in NYC, but due to the Big Apple’s high cost of living and general inflation, one is no longer enough. You need a minimum of two.
Interesting how all these “Health experts” are left wing SJW political appointments. No one votes them in. But the left never sleeps. They install their little Shitlers wherever they might come in handy. They hit the jackpot with these, especially the re-animated corpse from Los Angeles county who, by the way, decided the lock down goes on “indefinitely”. Curse her to hell.
In other stuff, we defied the rules, and went up to Simi Valley to party with our good friends in OTV (Old Time Values) celebrating the eight year anniversary of their club. Fun was had. One of the gang even brought hair clippers and did some horrible amateur barbering. Gotta do what ya’ gotta do. Here’s a video from Simi Valley, CA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrocRFcREVQ&feature=youtu.be
JWM
pfsmMay 18, 2020, 11:03 AM
…and by the way, Los Angeles County Director of Public Health Barbara Ferrer. is paid more than $400, 000 per year….
AnonymousMay 18, 2020, 11:18 AM
Plus de saucisse s’il vous plait!
ghostsniperMay 18, 2020, 1:28 PM
Those Cuomo’s, the one on the left is a fag, the one on the right is a Spritzer.
I’ll pay good money to sit that General Lee right out here at the end of our driveway, as an open invitation for amateur communists to fuck with it in any way shape or form. If they even show up on the road the 33’s on my blazer will flatten their asses, then the crows will eat em one peck at a time then the coyotes will haul the bones back to the lair for the chillins to gnaw on.
I snagged that pik of the 2 dem communist ho’s and emailed it to the UPS store and told them to print it out on 24″x36″ #40 T-Bond paper and make 20 copies as I intend to use them for target practice. Wanna test the trajectory on an AR10 at 600 yds. My neighbor says that if I put the cross on the eyes the bullet will hit the bottomless black holes. We’ll see.
BandmeetingMay 18, 2020, 1:42 PM
I’d say Maggie de Block is a definite candidate for herd immunity—I mean herd membership.
StargazerMay 18, 2020, 3:50 PM
She is the herd!
AnonymousMay 18, 2020, 3:51 PM
You mean herd leadership. At home they call her grosse maman.
Maggie’s funeral pyre will attract all sorts of distant ‘relatives’ from Alabama, who’ll have thought they were invited to a pork roast.
Casey KlahnMay 18, 2020, 7:27 PM
MW seems to have hooves in those high heels. That she’s very close with the devil is not news. Ghostie, I’ll be looking for quarter sized groupings, but a few punches to those hooves might be fun to see.
Cuomo. They don’t feel they’ve done anything wrong; they are beyond that. It was just public policy and they cannot be criticized for that. Your elderly mom dies, that’s tragic; a few thousand die, that’s a statistic.
Oh fuhk! Belgium! Next, she’ll be Defense Minister.
I was watching the best movie series ever (virus binging), The Cavalry Trilogy. Bedford Forrest’s name comes up, with hallowed respect. He was a god of cavalry; now his bones are in the wind. “Gone,” as they say, “With The Wind”. Next, it’ll be the Union generals, just wait and see.
Marines in the SW Pacific. I noticed that they were floating an MEU around as part of their reaction force. Pffft. The USMC is getting rid of their tanks, and the reason is: lack of Mass. It’s craziness and our military service command structure is infected with Ivy League Disease. Any sane nation would move the USNA to San Diego and out of the beltway. A Pacific fight would be a nightmare of logistics and troop requirements. Our navy is too small, and our army not anywhere near big enough to throw into the fight and win. Who will ally with us against China in a big war? Waiting…taps his fingers.
Yes, it’ll go nuclear. You’ve guaranteed yourselves that because affording a sizable military is not going to happen. It’s a shit show. Best to not have the next war, IMEO.
Finally, the FBI. Those fux! Freeze them out? I like that; it has a certain schadenfreude…
But, I’d prefer they went to jail with their pants rolled down around their ankles.
Lance de BoyleMay 18, 2020, 7:38 PM
You got the wrong species, Mike Anderson, when you ask, “Is it impossible for the well-dressed woman to find a shoe that’s reasonably shaped, say like a …. foot?
With all that blubber, you’d think Maggie de Brock would have had the sense to budget for more tits. Maybe she put in for a consignment of chin.
Fun fact to know and tell.
Maxine Waters’s mouth is in fact a drawer. She keeps a sewing kit, an extra set of dentures, a pair of trousers, and a can of Fix a Flat in there.
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Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
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I see my light
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Grandma Killer: Andrew Cuomo Murdered 5300 Elderly New Yorkers But He’s a Hero Because He’s a Liberal Psychopath
Maggie De Block Belgium’s “Minister of Health”
Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) urged black Americans to ‘keep your ass at home’ to prevent the further spread of the Chinese corona virus.” Her full quote was, “Some people may be offended by what I’m about to say, but this is aunty Maxine and she keeps herself permission to say what’s in her heart and I want black people, my people, to keep your ass at home, and don’t be out on the street. Don’t be socializing, because in the final analysis, you’ve got to take care of yourself. A lot of people out there don’t care about you.” Fact-check: True. Socialists don’t care about anyone but themselves.
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So nice of Auntie Maxine and Shrieker Pelosi to model the irrationality of proggie fashionistas: what’s with the self-mutilating Witchy Shoes? Is it impossible for the well-dressed woman to find a shoe that’s reasonably shaped, say like a …. foot?
That gigantic female animal needs intervention.
Maxines tortured skids.
2 rats asses. Not 1. TWO.
Chinese dilemma? Just let em rot. What’s the big deal?
Herd immunity? What if you practice the Remus Rule draconiously?
And then there’s this: “You know something is very wrong when the Director of Public Health looks about as healthy as something that crept out of a crypt” – https://moonbattery.com on, Los Angeles County Director of Public Health Barbara Ferrer.
Ghost, please explain or link to the Remus Rule.
I’m lagging a bit behind today, and DuckDuckGo sent me to the founding of Rome…
Ugh…..Adam Schiff’s mom with a prostate scratcher. Oh, and Maggie, just one more thing. Love your suit.
Proof that even big dogs can walk on little cat feet. Delightful,and what a great face.
Belgiums’s Minister of Health shows precisely what is wrong with the European Union.
Closely matched by the Walking Dead figurine posing as CA Public Health Director.
All Hail the Matriarchy. 💀
The two grinning Cuomos atop the 5300 nursing home dead banner:there’s the face of today’s Democrat Party,folks. They may not believe in the Lord Almighty,but karma has a way of catching up to the godless.
Remus Rule: “Avoid Crowds”.
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lpdbw,
Uncle Remus’ #1 Rule = AVOID CROWDS
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How, exactly is it that a PhD. in Sociology is qualified to be health advisor for the country’s largest country?
2 rats’ asses. Rather than attacking NY Health Commissioner, Oxiris Barbot, we should be applauding her generosity. Time was when you could get by on one rat’s ass in NYC, but due to the Big Apple’s high cost of living and general inflation, one is no longer enough. You need a minimum of two.
Interesting how all these “Health experts” are left wing SJW political appointments. No one votes them in. But the left never sleeps. They install their little Shitlers wherever they might come in handy. They hit the jackpot with these, especially the re-animated corpse from Los Angeles county who, by the way, decided the lock down goes on “indefinitely”. Curse her to hell.
In other stuff, we defied the rules, and went up to Simi Valley to party with our good friends in OTV (Old Time Values) celebrating the eight year anniversary of their club. Fun was had. One of the gang even brought hair clippers and did some horrible amateur barbering. Gotta do what ya’ gotta do. Here’s a video from Simi Valley, CA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrocRFcREVQ&feature=youtu.be
JWM
…and by the way, Los Angeles County Director of Public Health Barbara Ferrer. is paid more than $400, 000 per year….
Plus de saucisse s’il vous plait!
Those Cuomo’s, the one on the left is a fag, the one on the right is a Spritzer.
I’ll pay good money to sit that General Lee right out here at the end of our driveway, as an open invitation for amateur communists to fuck with it in any way shape or form. If they even show up on the road the 33’s on my blazer will flatten their asses, then the crows will eat em one peck at a time then the coyotes will haul the bones back to the lair for the chillins to gnaw on.
I snagged that pik of the 2 dem communist ho’s and emailed it to the UPS store and told them to print it out on 24″x36″ #40 T-Bond paper and make 20 copies as I intend to use them for target practice. Wanna test the trajectory on an AR10 at 600 yds. My neighbor says that if I put the cross on the eyes the bullet will hit the bottomless black holes. We’ll see.
I’d say Maggie de Block is a definite candidate for herd immunity—I mean herd membership.
She is the herd!
You mean herd leadership. At home they call her grosse maman.
Re: ghostsniper
I love a man with a plan.
Maggie’s funeral pyre will attract all sorts of distant ‘relatives’ from Alabama, who’ll have thought they were invited to a pork roast.
MW seems to have hooves in those high heels. That she’s very close with the devil is not news. Ghostie, I’ll be looking for quarter sized groupings, but a few punches to those hooves might be fun to see.
Cuomo. They don’t feel they’ve done anything wrong; they are beyond that. It was just public policy and they cannot be criticized for that. Your elderly mom dies, that’s tragic; a few thousand die, that’s a statistic.
Oh fuhk! Belgium! Next, she’ll be Defense Minister.
I was watching the best movie series ever (virus binging), The Cavalry Trilogy. Bedford Forrest’s name comes up, with hallowed respect. He was a god of cavalry; now his bones are in the wind. “Gone,” as they say, “With The Wind”. Next, it’ll be the Union generals, just wait and see.
Marines in the SW Pacific. I noticed that they were floating an MEU around as part of their reaction force. Pffft. The USMC is getting rid of their tanks, and the reason is: lack of Mass. It’s craziness and our military service command structure is infected with Ivy League Disease. Any sane nation would move the USNA to San Diego and out of the beltway. A Pacific fight would be a nightmare of logistics and troop requirements. Our navy is too small, and our army not anywhere near big enough to throw into the fight and win. Who will ally with us against China in a big war? Waiting…taps his fingers.
Yes, it’ll go nuclear. You’ve guaranteed yourselves that because affording a sizable military is not going to happen. It’s a shit show. Best to not have the next war, IMEO.
Finally, the FBI. Those fux! Freeze them out? I like that; it has a certain schadenfreude…
But, I’d prefer they went to jail with their pants rolled down around their ankles.
You got the wrong species, Mike Anderson, when you ask, “Is it impossible for the well-dressed woman to find a shoe that’s reasonably shaped, say like a …. foot?
After all,we’re talking about a large Australian rodent, with hideous teeth (check), the brains of a blancmange (check), and a face that even a mother would loathe (check and double check).
The cupybara. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=capybara+feet&t=opera&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fc2.staticflickr.com%2F4%2F3139%2F2804317673_54bf8430f4_b.jpg
With all that blubber, you’d think Maggie de Brock would have had the sense to budget for more tits. Maybe she put in for a consignment of chin.
Fun fact to know and tell.
Maxine Waters’s mouth is in fact a drawer. She keeps a sewing kit, an extra set of dentures, a pair of trousers, and a can of Fix a Flat in there.
LOL, that Lance de Boyle, he my nigga!
“…large Australian rodent, with hideous teeth…”
He had me at the Monty Python “blancmange.”