WHEN in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary….
Speech from the Ginger Formerly Known as Prince
byVanderleunonJanuary 19, 2020
At long last, I am able to say a few words of my own because my dominatrix has gone to the Lady’s Room with RuPaul. I have never wanted to withhold my essence, but until now it has not been possible for me to speak with my testicles in Megan’s lockedbox.
A few hours ago I discharged my last duty as Prince, and now that I have finally taken a cast-iron strap-on by my dominatrix, my first words must be to declare my allegiance to her Steely Dan. This I do with all my heart.
You all know the reasons which have impelled me to renounce my title formerly known as Prince. But I want you to understand that in making up my mind I did not forget the country or the empire from which, as Prince, I have for all my life a parasite always taken the multi-million-pound annual handout.
But you must believe me when I tell you that I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of grifting and to discharge my duties as the ginger known as Prince as I would wish to do without the whips chains discipline and Steely Dan from the dominatrix I love.
I now quit altogether public affairs and I lay down my burden of living fabulously on the tax-rolls and inherited wealth. It may be some time — maybe forever — before I return to my native land, and we’re not, she who must be obeyed informs me, never ever going to be in the United States as long as the bad orange man rules there, but I shall always help my dominatrix of the snapping turtle hoover up fortunes in dildo endorsements.
Signed,
Harry the Red-Haired Windsor, Formerly known as Prince
He’s been a mama’s boy since the day he was born though the royal media tried to hide it. Same with his bro. Shadows of their sissy dad.
GrizzlyJanuary 20, 2020, 8:35 AM
I believe it is “Meghan”, not “Megan”. Or is that part of the joke?
JackJanuary 20, 2020, 9:20 AM
Not too bad of a decision in light of the fact that his daddy confessed that he wished he were Camilla’s tampon. Like pappy, like son.
BunnyJanuary 20, 2020, 10:50 AM
🎼And we’ll never be royals (royals)
It don’t run in our blood,
That kind of lux just ain’t for us,
We crave a different kind of buzz…
We don’t care, we’re not caught up in your love affair. 🎵🎶
But we are, it’s too juicy and fun not to be caught up in it. Oh, the drama! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFasFq4GJYM
bilejonesJanuary 20, 2020, 3:58 PM
Almost.
“The Autist formerly known as Prince.”
tftfy
BJMJanuary 21, 2020, 4:54 PM
A man who gives his wife everything she demands is a man not worth having.
Real World Address for Donations, Mash Notes and Hate Mail
Gerard Van der Leun
1692 MANGROVE AVE
APT 379
Chico, Ca 95926
Green Pants Interior by Klahn
Who Am I? by Carl Sandburg
My head knocks against the stars.
My feet are on the hilltops.
My finger-tips are in the valleys and shores of universal life.
Down in the sounding foam of primal things I reach my hands and play with pebbles of destiny.
I have been to hell and back many times.
I know all about heaven, for I have talked with God.
I dabble in the blood and guts of the terrible.
I know the passionate seizure of beauty
And the marvelous rebellion of man at all signs reading “Keep Off.”
My name is Truth and I am the most elusive captive in the universe.
Duty, Beauty, Liberty, Country, Honor, Family, Faith — Plus a few simple easy to follow rules for guys
Men saw the stars at the edge of the sea
They thought great thoughts about liberty
Poets wrote down words that did fit
Writers wrote books
Thinkers thought about it
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
Many’s the road I have walked upon
Many’s the hour between dusk and dawn
Many’s the time
Many’s the mile
I see it all now
Through the eyes of a child
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
Lost dreams and found dreams
In America
In America
In America
And close your eyes
Leave it all for a while
Leave the world
And your worries behind
You will build on whatever is real
And wake up each day
To a new waking dream
Take it where you find it
Can’t leave it alone
You will find a purpose
To carry it on
Mainly when you find it
Your heart will be strong
About it
[Chorus]
Change, change come over
Change come over
Talkin’ about a change
Change, change
Change come over, now
Change, change, change come over
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I’m gonna walk down the street
Until I see
My shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
I see my light
See my light
See my shining light
Gerard Van der Leun
Comments on this entry are closed.
Well, at least you were kind.
He’s not the first to get pussy-whipped, and probably won’t be the last.
Divorce within 5 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGofoH9RDEA 3:15
“My God! What have I done?”
Dump the slut, Ginger Boy. Re-enlist.
He’s been a mama’s boy since the day he was born though the royal media tried to hide it. Same with his bro. Shadows of their sissy dad.
I believe it is “Meghan”, not “Megan”. Or is that part of the joke?
Not too bad of a decision in light of the fact that his daddy confessed that he wished he were Camilla’s tampon. Like pappy, like son.
🎼And we’ll never be royals (royals)
It don’t run in our blood,
That kind of lux just ain’t for us,
We crave a different kind of buzz…
We don’t care, we’re not caught up in your love affair. 🎵🎶
But we are, it’s too juicy and fun not to be caught up in it. Oh, the drama!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFasFq4GJYM
Almost.
“The Autist formerly known as Prince.”
tftfy
A man who gives his wife everything she demands is a man not worth having.