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Something Wonderful: Miss Lizzy’s wild ride.

In a bad mood? This will improve it. 

One wrecked wreck, one banana yellow Yankem rope, two dogs, one game woman, and ten miles of very very VERY bad road.

Favorite quotes: “Okay, this is going to be quick and violent.”

“Holy Macaroni!”

“Howdy Howdy we got Rowdy”

“We’ll bring em home and hose em off.”

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  • John Venlet November 25, 2020, 12:48 PM

    An actual example of when wearing a mask would be beneficial.

  • Mike Anderson November 25, 2020, 1:44 PM

    Definitely file this one under Pure Americana: Anything Worth Doing is Worth Overdoing.

  • Kevin in PA November 25, 2020, 4:46 PM

    Only in America!

    Off topic, but big news out of PA today. I watched nearly 4 hours of testimony, before a state senate public hearing on voter fraud in many counties and Philadelphia. The testimony offered compelling evidence of fraud. Possibly to 1.2 million votes altered.https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-live-pennsylvania-legislature-giuliani-hold-public-hearing-2020-election

  • PA Cat November 25, 2020, 5:24 PM

    The dogs obviously had a good time too, scouting the path ahead of the towed wreck.

  • Flannelputz November 26, 2020, 6:40 AM

    You missed the best quote of all:
    “It doesn’t sound too good.”

  • mmack November 26, 2020, 11:07 AM

    Gerard,

    Thanks for the laughs, and a gasp or two, but what I really want to know is why did the Geo Metro owner think going off-roading in the desert in a GEO FREAKING METRO was a great idea?

    I think off-roading I think Jeep
    I think giant lifted 4×4 pickup
    I think Toyota Hilux, which Top Gear proved is un-killable

    Geo Metro, down near Yugo, Ford Pinto, or Chevrolet Vega.

    Anyway thanks for the laughs and a Happy Thanksgiving to you sir. 🙏🏻

  • butch November 26, 2020, 1:40 PM

    Miss Lizzy is a definite keeper.