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So far Norm McDonald is winning the “Celebrities Entertain You from their Quarantine” sweepstakes

by Vanderleun on March 31, 2020

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Uncle Mikey March 31, 2020, 3:25 PM

Norm is a goddamned treasure. A lot of his best work was in Norm Macdonald Live, which was removed from Youtube when Netflix bought the show. But you can still watch it in HD, and even download it:

https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live

All it takes is a free signup. Enjoy

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Rob De Witt March 31, 2020, 3:40 PM

All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small.
All things wise and wonderful;
The Chinese eat them all.

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PA Cat March 31, 2020, 11:38 PM

Dude really swings a mean bat when he steps up to the plate.

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