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August 24, 2009
Look, either get Aerosmith's Steve Tyler a sandwich or confine him to his room. Please.
Posted by Vanderleun at August 24, 2009 10:24 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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I used to think he was one of the ugliest men in the music industry...now I consider him one of the ugliest women as well.
If you know Aerosmith songs, there's 'Toys In the Attic'...that looks more like Norman Bates' mother in the attic...
Another song, 'Rag Doll' comes to mind...
"Rag Doll
she's a deli eater
Boyfriend's
wearin' a wife beater
Shemale
gots to get her lovin' by the backdoor
man..."
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at August 24, 2009 4:34 PM
"Steven Tyler's Tragic Last Days: 70's Cock-Rocker Reduced to Wizened Jewish 'Bubbie'"
Posted by: MarkJ at August 24, 2009 4:41 PM
Time to put granny in the "Home".
Posted by: Fat Man at August 24, 2009 6:15 PM
Dude looks like a lady.
Posted by: bustoff at August 24, 2009 8:33 PM
"Every time I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face getting clearer..."
Well then for God's sake STOP looking in the damn mirror!
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at August 24, 2009 11:30 PM
Hey, he produced a gorgeous daughter (Liv), OK?
They have a wonderful relationship, where they try on new face conditioners and cosmetics together. You know, like any normal father/daughter relationship. Michael Jackson would have done the same thing with his daughter had he continued to live beyond his most recent death episode.
Posted by: Roderick Reilly at August 25, 2009 9:55 AM
Especially given how much of his face I've seen in hers, I devoutly hope Liv ages more like Bebe Buell than like Steve.
Posted by: Rich Fader at August 25, 2009 10:09 AM
The first several times I looked at this, I kept looking at the guy in the hat thinking, "that doesn't look like Steve Tyler." Sheesh!
Still wouldn't have a clue except for the sling and news of his recent fall off the stage. Are you SURE that's Steve Tyler and not some yenta?
Posted by: Western Chauvinist at August 25, 2009 7:15 PM