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June 18, 2009

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Widow of Murdered Fly Seeks White House Apology, Shit
WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and an unspecified quantity of shit.

Posted by Vanderleun at June 18, 2009 3:38 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.