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December 31, 2008

Not content with perverting Christmas, the shameless lust addicts at Maggie's Farm have taken the next step in their destruction of traditional American values. Attached to this "news" story, Moslem men don't like T&A, says Reverend they have published this revolting image.


This not only degrades the American home, but it also denigrates Australia, womanhood, and the clean and noble sport of surfing. All under the guise of "reporting." I assure my readers, yet again, that this page will never sink so low.

Posted by Vanderleun at December 31, 2008 10:29 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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My husband would like to thank you, really he would, for keeping him abreast of this appalling website which he would like to be keeping more abreast of, except I sent him down to the couch...for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Jewel at December 31, 2008 1:48 PM

Kind of makes me want to play "shark!"

Posted by: Big___Al at December 31, 2008 2:50 PM


Posted by: David McKinnis at December 31, 2008 2:52 PM

Now we know why the surfers all have woodies.

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at December 31, 2008 2:53 PM


Just spend a little more and the bed should last longer.

Posted by: Alan Kellogg at December 31, 2008 4:37 PM


Posted by: reliapundit at December 31, 2008 4:43 PM

Damn. All I got left's a '34 waggin'.
Remember the old surf music album, "Knockers Up"? This picture wasn't on the cover.


Posted by: jwm at December 31, 2008 4:47 PM

I can tell you from experience that playing naked in the ocean, assuming you are female, will get you a @^#% packed full of sand and small marine lifeforms; plus a lot of very creative offers and all the free cold adult beverages you want.

It is also true that later in your life, your children will find the pictures of the events and be shocked, shocked. Even though they now have children of their own and certainly know better, every one of my offspring believes that they were clones or at the least, immaculate conceptions.

Thus ever do the tides of human lust and procreation surge on. Keep the outrages coming, Gerard.

Posted by: askmom at January 1, 2009 7:08 AM

"playing naked in the ocean, assuming you are female, will get you a @^#% packed full of sand and small marine lifeforms"

My thoughts exactly.

Happy New Year, G.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 1, 2009 11:38 AM

Isn't she lovely, graceful and youth personified? If Botticelli's Venus Arising from the Foam is Art, then so is she. http://metalloarts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/botticelli_venus.jpg

Posted by: Tom O'Bedlam at January 5, 2009 11:52 PM

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