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October 2, 2008

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Greatest Mug Shot. Ever.

Udderly Confused: [Bumped because of new mugshot]
(Middletown, OH) -- Saturday night, people in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road called police to report a woman wearing a cow costume was chasing kids, and blocking traffic. Michele Allen also allegedly urinated on the porch of one neighbor.
When officers arrived, they told her to go home. But later that night, they found her again, in the 2400 block of Verity, standing in traffic. This time, officers say, Allen smelled of alcohol and swore at them. [Additional details: Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers. "She was challenging people to 'suck her udders,'" Hoffman said. "I'm not joking."] She was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Allen plead guilty, Monday morning, in Middletown Municipal Court, and sentenced to a month in jail. - The Big One

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You were very high / You were high / It was a cryin' disgrace / They saw your face --Steely Dan, Black Cow

Posted by: Gagdad Bob at September 30, 2008 8:04 PM

Are you sure that's not a cow wearing a human mask?

Posted by: Rich Fader at October 1, 2008 6:18 PM

My child is definitely never going as a cow for Halloween.

Posted by: Jewel at October 5, 2008 9:44 AM

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