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January 26, 2006

EXPAND THAT TO INCLUDE THOSE TO WHOM YOU ARELEGALLY MARRIED: Tip #10: Never give another human being to whom you are not legally married the power to mess with your credit. Broken hearts eventually heal. Bad credit ratings endure. -- Dry Bones Dance

YES, IT CAN BE DONE:Cat herders - Living the dangers of cat herding

Greg Gutfeld: FINALLY! THE ROE V. WADE JOKE PAGE!!!

This one does double duty: "After a couple has sex, the woman turns to the man and says, "If i get pregnant, what should we call the baby?" "A fetus!" he bellows before erratically speeding off to his home in Hyannisport, Mass."

ACLU ADVANCES PUSSIFICATION OF THE AMERICAN BOY: Male Student Wins Fight to Wear Skirt to School "A male high school student can wear a skirt to school after the American Civil Liberties Union reached an agreement with school officials."

MINI-SUSHI ON MENUS SOON:Boffins find world's smallest fish "THE world's tiniest fish - a species that grows to the size of a large mosquito - has been found living in peat swamps in Southeast Asia."

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE: Adult nappy sales soar in China "MANY Chinese this week feel they must be home in time for the lavish New Year's Eve dinner - creating the biggest movement of humanity on earth."

SCRAPPLEFACE: Google Censors China Search, Alters ‘Lucky’ Button

RUSH LIMBAUGH DEFINES "WIMP:" Woman Influenced Male Person.

Posted by Vanderleun at January 26, 2006 08:24 AM from American Digest