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June 2, 2017

Okay that’s pretty good NY Post, I’ll give it you this time


Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 2, 2017 5:15 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Surprise! DNS!

(drunken negro syndrome)

It's genetic.

Like firewater is to the *native americans*.

Posted by: ghostsniper at June 2, 2017 5:59 PM

They ought to leave him alone and cut him some slack. He's obviously very unhappy.

Posted by: ahem at June 2, 2017 8:11 PM

Ahem, you can't leave him alone when he goes out in public in that state, apparently driving a car no less. Left alone, he'll end up killing himself or someone else. If by leave alone you mean not splattering his troubles all over the tabloids, socials and web, I'm all for that, but as the saying goes, that'll be the day.

Posted by: billH at June 3, 2017 7:21 AM

The country would have been better off if his ex would have connected a few times with that golf club when she chased him down the driveway

Posted by: eclectic kelvin at June 3, 2017 7:30 AM

If you air your durty laundry you can expect people to chuckle upon observing your massive bacon strips.

Posted by: ghostsniper at June 3, 2017 7:32 AM

I don't follow golf but what I do know about Tiger Woods is mostly positive or at least not negative. I don't know why he deserves so much disrespect. I don't blame the police for this incident, they did nothing wrong and it is good that they got him out of the car and perhaps saved him from waking up and driving. But if, as he says, this was nothing more than and unexpected reaction to two or more drugs he broke no laws and perhaps his doctor did him a disservice by not fully informing him of this possibility. If, and we don't know this, he is addicted to pain killers as some talking heads are saying then perhaps this event will help him deal with that. I wouldn't pile on Woods, he seems like a nice guy who has simply had some tough luck lately.

Posted by: GoneWithTheWind at June 3, 2017 8:53 AM

He is/was an amazing golfer but that's about it. The guy is a fawned over, mega rich sex addict and he's obviously got a ton of other problems.

I figured he was nucking futz when he failed to hang on to that beautiful Swiss wife, Elin Nordegren and his children and since that day his ass has just simply gone down hill.

Posted by: Jack at June 3, 2017 9:15 AM

"mega rich sex addict..."

Check out Bill Burr's take on that - and then come back and tell us how virtuous you'd be if every time you came off the golf course there was a school bus-load of blond whores fighting each other for the chance to jump on your dick.

Elin, meanwhile, is a babysitter who traded being born blonde into A QUARTER BILLION DOLLARS. Something wrong there.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at June 3, 2017 10:42 AM

The next day's Post headline was just as good:

Stoney the Tiger.

Posted by: Tim at June 3, 2017 12:51 PM

re: "...when he failed to hang on to that beautiful Swiss wife." Jack

Swedish not Swiss. Also apparently dumb as a pile of rocks and frigid as an iceberg if you believe what the supermarket tabloids write about her. He got his blond wife and she got his money, 100+ million.

The secret to his golf success involved enormous stresses to his back and knees. The guy wore himself out.

Dan Kurt

Posted by: Dan Kurt at June 3, 2017 6:16 PM

Eh. Elle Nordgren pulled off what hundreds of just-as-beautiful girls dream of doing. She got to be a modern-day princess by screwing a rich athlete. The stories about the hotel lobbies when the NBA All-star game is in town are pretty interesting.

Diana Spencer had a degree in cat maintenance from one of those Swiss "finishing schools." She was, indeed, fully qualified to be a nanny, and was working as one when Chuck Windsor hooked up with her. And she's been on the cover of People more than anyone else in history.

Posted by: Gordon at June 4, 2017 1:16 PM

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