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May 30, 2017
Dickhead
A kung fu master who dragged seven cars with his penis has become a new world record holder - by towing a helicopter even further with his manhood . Several hundred people as well as official adjudicators watched as Ye Hongwei, who goes by the stage name "Ye Wei", towed the heavy military helicopter with a rope tied around his genitals.When it comes to breaking this record you can include me out. [HT: The reporting commissar.]
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And now, he makes Johnny Holmes look like a mere child.
"Ay Stretch, wut up dawg?, How's it hangin'?"
Posted by: ghostsniper at May 30, 2017 2:38 PM
A helicopter? That's nothin' I knew a girl who pulled a train.
JWM
Posted by: jwm at May 30, 2017 7:30 PM
There was supposed to be a period in that gag.
(the hits just keep on coming...)
JWM
Posted by: jwm at May 30, 2017 7:32 PM
OMG..... He'll do ANYTHING to get that "thing" up to 3 inches in length!!!
Posted by: Hangtown Bob at May 31, 2017 7:39 AM
Bob, if pulling a chopper will get you up to 3 inches in length, sign me up.
Posted by: billH at May 31, 2017 9:47 AM