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April 21, 2017
Who are we to judge the way Russians feel about bears?
In Russia, Bear Eats YOU. Well, Actually, He Eats Your Cookies – BSBFBAmericans have fallen into a dumb habit of calling brave people dumb. They post pictures of Darwin every time some misadventure befalls any person who’s doing anything other than cowering in mom’s basement. Who are we to judge the way Russians feel about bears? For all we know, a gigantic bear with arms like a furry Schwarzenegger holding five paring knives is like a squirrel to them. Nothing to be worried about. Maybe they’d call an exterminator if they found a bear in the attic, but other than that, it’s live and let live.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 21, 2017 10:47 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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That bear's been there before.
"These cookies are making me THIRSTY!"
Posted by: ghostsniper at April 21, 2017 2:56 PM
If you give a bear a cookie,
He’s going to ask for a glass of milk.
When you give him the milk, he’ll probably ask you for a straw.
When he’s finished, he’ll ask for a napkin.
Then he will want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn’t have a milk mustache.
Apologies to Laura Joffe Numeroff.
Posted by: Bunny at April 21, 2017 7:30 PM
Posted by: Jewel at April 22, 2017 10:47 AM