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April 21, 2017

"Trying to squeeze blood from a rotten turnip." [Bumped]

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Chelsea Clinton’s Cheerleading Cult Trying to squeeze blood from a rotten turnip:
Welcome to the liberal media’s manufacturing of “cool.” Leather jacket? Check. Overzealous airbrushing? Check. Humanizing grin? Check. Democratic establishment pedigree? Checkity-check-check. This is just the latest attempt by The Media Resistance to make Chelsea Clinton a thing.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 21, 2017 10:03 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Jeez Louise! Photoshoppapoolza! Without the caption, I couldn't tell who it was.

Posted by: Mike Anderson at April 19, 2017 10:08 AM

Really poor chopping. Go find the big version and look at the eyes. She looks like a cadaver. And the masking around the edges is just embarrassing. No professional would ever release such a thing. That whole family is ugly to the core. I'm really disappointed in my *american experience* in that a majority of it has had overwhelming occupancy by this shitty set of criminals. I was born in the wrong century.

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 19, 2017 11:05 AM

The reason Chelsea is so ugly is because Janet Reno is her real father

Posted by: bgarrett at April 19, 2017 11:57 AM

You know, sometimes you see these Leftist Hippy chicks and say, "Well, I would hit that."

Not in this case. Dad probably already did and just ....... No.

Posted by: R Daneel at April 19, 2017 1:06 PM

In Texas we say: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.

Posted by: GK Galloway at April 19, 2017 3:49 PM

Well now THERE is a good example of white privilege.

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at April 19, 2017 3:59 PM

Someone is tickling the rectum with a feather to get a facial like that.

Posted by: Terry at April 19, 2017 5:34 PM

Janet Reno?

Funny, maybe, but look at Chelsea side by side with Webb Hubbell, Hillary's former law partner. No question.

Posted by: Rob De Witt at April 19, 2017 6:05 PM

He said facial, but he was thinking creampie.

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 19, 2017 6:07 PM

Yeah, they are trying to make Chelsea "a thing". (Maybe The Thing from the Black Lagoon? But I digress.) I remember seeing a piece recently where Chelsea said that she does not plan to run for President in 2020. Yeah, that's like me (a near-senior citizen bearded dude) saying that I'm not going to compete in the Miss America pageant next year.

Posted by: Grizzly at April 19, 2017 7:31 PM

I thought we started to get past the idea of government by birth around the time of George Washington...

Posted by: Smokey at April 19, 2017 7:56 PM

That face, those bucked teeth and that pose strikes mortal fear into every Big Mac hiding behind a venetian blind. There is simply no escape.

Posted by: Jack at April 20, 2017 5:47 AM

She's got her mother's ass.....on her face.

I don't mean that her mother is actually SITTING on her face. I mean her face LOOKS like her mother's ass. Just to be clear.

Posted by: Lance de Boyle at April 20, 2017 8:21 AM

It's all about the money and access. A select group of people paid an enormous sum of money to buy the White House for Mrs. Clinton. They want something for their investment, even the daughter if necessary. Prepare yourself to see a lot more of this.

Posted by: anonymous at April 20, 2017 10:52 AM

When Chelsea was a mere lass living in the White House through no fault of her own it was rightly said to be both unfair and unkind to describe her unfortunate features. That is simply no longer the case. And yes, her ugly does go to the bone.

Posted by: james wilson at April 20, 2017 11:39 AM

Rob de Witt is right. It's Chelsea Hubbel.

Posted by: Bill Jones at April 20, 2017 2:26 PM

Fake pic. They photoshopped 95% of the ugly away.

Posted by: grayjohn at April 20, 2017 7:43 PM

Anonymous said, "They want something for their investment, even the daughter if necessary."

So you're saying that Chelsea is the Democrats's consolation prize? Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

And in the ugly department, who has it more: Chelsea or Michelle Obama? So hard to decide. Each is ugly in her own unique way.

Posted by: Grizzly at April 20, 2017 8:03 PM

Not so bad, not so bad. She's only taking advantage of her parents' white privilege. That's not costing us anything. Her publicists will be paid by the geniuses who are convinced of her greatness. Once upon a time she was a toddling two year old. Weep for her on the path without heart that she's on.
Weep for ourselves, blind to our own growing coarseness.
I know, I preach too often.
Were I to deride these mild flaws in others, I'd have to condemn and stone myself for more serious imperfections.

Hat and head tips to GVdL for pointing this out so comprehensively in his essay in the main bar.


Posted by: Howard Nelson at April 20, 2017 8:27 PM

Dang, what's up with that creepy left eye?

Posted by: itor at April 20, 2017 10:00 PM

She's laughing loud and hardy at the idiocy of the american public. She's better than you, can do whatever the hell she wants, and there's nothing you can do about it but spew envy, hate, and jealously like 3rd class slaves. Your toil greases her skids.

Posted by: ghostsniper at April 21, 2017 4:28 AM

"Your toil greases her skids" Love it. I'm stealing that one. Thanks, Ghost.

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at April 21, 2017 4:59 AM


...The miracle of Photoshop!

Posted by: TN Volunteer at April 21, 2017 11:02 AM

And this is priceless, period. And it's from VANITY FAIR!

"What comes across with Chelsea, for lack of a gentler word, is self-regard of an unusual intensity. And the effect is stronger on paper. Unkind as it is to say, reading anything by Chelsea Clinton—tweets, interviews, books—is best compared to taking in spoonfuls of plain oatmeal that, periodically, conceal a toenail clipping."

Posted by: Donald Sensing at April 21, 2017 7:35 PM

That cover belongs on Mad Magazine.

Posted by: billH at April 22, 2017 7:09 AM

"I've got a Fever, and the only cure is More HuBBeLL."

Posted by: Fir3Cubed (@Fir3Cubed) at April 22, 2017 7:11 AM

"I've got a Fever, and the only cure is More HuBBeLL."

Posted by: Fir3Cubed (@Fir3Cubed) at April 22, 2017 7:11 AM

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