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April 28, 2017
Party On Suckers
Bahamas festival backed by a host of A-list models and with packages costing up to £10,000 ($13,000) has descended into chaos amid reports guests have been stranded at an unfinished site overrun by feral dogs.'We thought it was just going to be out of this world. The photos on the Fyre homepage were sensational, lots of famous models like Bella Hadid playing in the sand and sea, promises of five-star boutique camping with even waiter service and gourmet food. 'We were even going to be whisked from Miami by private jet to the festival, it just seemed like a once in a lifetime thing that was going to be fantastic..... She said: 'He was absolutely gutted. He said the place was a complete dump, just a rain soaked mud bowl. There was basically nothing there. The boutique tents hadn't been put up, The stages were tiny. He said there was filth everywhere and more worryingly really fierce dogs running about. He said angry locals had started threatening people as well. 'He said basically it was worse than a refugee camp.'
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If it's true that you can't cheat an honest man, what does this say about all these ticketholders?
Posted by: Mike Anderson at April 28, 2017 9:52 AM
"...the festival, co-organised by rapper Ja Rule..."
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LOL, they fell for it.
Those "models" look like diseased $2 hookers.
Posted by: ghostsniper at April 28, 2017 10:24 AM
Packages start at $10,000. Fees do not include competence.
What did they expect when they handed it to an effing idiot rapper to organize?
Posted by: Monty James at April 28, 2017 12:01 PM
The REAL entertainment should have been for The Common Man, sold tickets at $15 each, to watch the entire debacle aired on a Jumbo-Thon TV, sort of like Naked & Afraid, but with "models" and other incompetent people fighting for their lives. I would bill it as a "Coming Attractions" feature, a glimpse into what the jet-set will be doing when TSHTF. Hmmm, does that make me a bad person? Hehehehe.....
Posted by: Bill in Tennessee at April 29, 2017 5:25 AM