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April 11, 2017
10 Terms to Be Used by United Airlines Personnel When Addressing the Public
10. Unscheduled Equipment Retirement (crash) “United regrets to announce that Flight 80 from Boston to Las Vegas experienced an unscheduled equipment retirement. As soon as our United crew reaches the flight’s bonus destination, we will announce how many passengers, if any, we will re-accommodate.” - McSweeney’sPosted by gerardvanderleun at April 11, 2017 2:09 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Made my living aviating for many (too many) years. Lots and lots of aviation humor, some pretty morbid, but still humorous to an insider. This one stinks. Not a shred of humor.
Posted by: billH at April 12, 2017 6:47 AM