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February 7, 2017

Why do you think they call it "dope"?

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Police find man who said he was ‘too high’ surrounded by Doritos
The Youngstown Vindicator reports that on Friday police responded to the 22-year-old man’s home in Austintown around 5:20 p.m., where they could hear the man groaning from a room. That’s when officers found him lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the police report said.

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Now that's a case of the munchies.

Posted by: J Cass at February 7, 2017 8:45 AM

So,he has the foresight to have crunchy snacks on hand,then smokes himself into such oblivion he calls the police to save his dopey ass? Hope the cops didn't crack a rib from laughing.

Posted by: Nori at February 7, 2017 5:17 PM

Who amongst us can say they never woke up with an orange Dorito mustache?

Posted by: ghostsniper at February 7, 2017 6:56 PM

Me. I can say that.

Posted by: Jewel at February 8, 2017 5:01 PM

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