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February 7, 2017
Why do you think they call it "dope"?
The Youngstown Vindicator reports that on Friday police responded to the 22-year-old man’s home in Austintown around 5:20 p.m., where they could hear the man groaning from a room. That’s when officers found him lying “on the floor in the fetal position” and “surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies,” the police report said.
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Now that's a case of the munchies.
Posted by: J Cass at February 7, 2017 8:45 AM
So,he has the foresight to have crunchy snacks on hand,then smokes himself into such oblivion he calls the police to save his dopey ass? Hope the cops didn't crack a rib from laughing.
Posted by: Nori at February 7, 2017 5:17 PM
Who amongst us can say they never woke up with an orange Dorito mustache?
Posted by: ghostsniper at February 7, 2017 6:56 PM
Me. I can say that.
Posted by: Jewel at February 8, 2017 5:01 PM