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February 4, 2017

Dear Ruth Bader Ginsburg: If you need anything — blood, organs — take mine

If you have any need for blood, you can have the eight or so units of A-positive that are right here in my body.
There’s also a gently used liver in here, lobes of it just lying around if you need them. I am 32 years old and in good health. I take vitamins and fish oil. In the gym, I recently lifted almost three times your weight with my butt. Do you like platelets? I have excellent platelets. I have had all my shots. If you, personally, ask me to, I will give up cheese. I can do eight push-ups and a 10-minute mile. My kidneys function well. I have two. Either one is yours for the taking. Both, if need be. - The Washington Post

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 4, 2017 7:50 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Silly liberals don't realize she is on the special delivery schedule of Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Daran at February 4, 2017 10:15 AM

Maybe a simple head transplant will do.

Posted by: ahem at February 4, 2017 10:34 AM

Someday a brain so great as Ginsburg's will be kept forever in good health, placed in a high tech jar to speak on high through Stephan Hawkings talkie computer. Or perhaps first her brain can be transplanted into this 32 year old girl who doesn't have one.

Posted by: james wilson at February 4, 2017 11:19 AM

If she's giving stuff out, I'll borrow her gash.

Posted by: ghostsniper at February 5, 2017 4:54 AM

Ol Ruthie should take a pass on the brain.

Posted by: Bill Jones at February 5, 2017 6:12 AM

Eight push-ups? Only eight? Hopefully he meant with only one arm.

Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at February 5, 2017 6:24 AM

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