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February 28, 2017

Amazing Opportunities for Female Writers of Creative Nonfiction for Whom Traditional Employment is Anathema

Live rent-free in our garage apartment overlooking a steely bay in exchange for light domestic duties.

Looking for a woman who looks fetching in overalls to provide one or two beatific weekday hours encouraging my husband’s guitar ambitions without eye-rolling and taking jaunts to the downtown farmer’s market wearing my one-year-old like a baby kangaroo. Buy hard-neck garlic and branches of cherry blossoms and return home for baths and snuggly skin-on-skin time! Think symbiotic relationship of mutual fantasy: While you idealize my family life, I will drip coffee onto my blazer sleeve and watch with regret and longing as you write and look out at the moody bay. Maybe one person can’t “have it all” but together two people can! - - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Posted by gerardvanderleun at February 28, 2017 8:56 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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That broad needs to get knocked up jiffy quick, but I got a hunch hubby isn't up to it.

Posted by: BillH at February 28, 2017 9:36 AM

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