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December 11, 2016
Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders
We apologize to anyone forced to postpone shootings or other killings today and assure concerned murderers that they will be able to resume slayings by the early afternoon.” -- News Source
Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 11, 2016 11:40 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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That is just mean.
Posted by: u.k(us) at December 11, 2016 3:38 PM
The Onion fires on all cylinders when you can just imagine them plausibly saying that. I don't know what Chicago's deal is, but they seem disinclined to do anything to stop what's happening. It's almost as if they think it's in their best interest (i.e. public choice theory) to let it keep going. And with the rumors of caches of firearms being found in alleys, this from the team that smuggled guns from Arizona and Texas to the Mexican drug lords as a means for pushing a USA gun control agenda, I wouldn't put it past them to be fomenters of this ethnic-on-ethnic violence.
Posted by: John A. Fleming at December 11, 2016 10:56 PM
It does seem intentional, perhaps even facilitated, doesn't it?
Personally, I don't care.
The elimination of retards is beneficial to the rest of us I suppose.
Better there than here.
Posted by: ghostsniper at December 12, 2016 4:26 AM
Well if it is what you guys say, Chicago surely has the right guy for Mayor right now. If anybody can pull off this sort of ruse, he can.
Posted by: BillH at December 12, 2016 7:31 AM
How ironic that bad weather can prevent folks from shooting at each other.
Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at December 13, 2016 4:32 AM
Not to worry! It's a seasonal slowdown. First warm spring weekend and the body count will be right back up there.
Yeah, I know it's The Onion. Fake but accurate, and all that.
Posted by: SteveS at December 13, 2016 9:40 AM