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December 15, 2016

I don't write the headlines. I just report them.

Doody Convicts Rectal Smuggler |
Back in September, I reported that Justice Peter Doody had taken under advisement the case of a Canadian Mint employee accused of stealing gold and smuggling it out in a rather unusual way. See “Rectal Smuggler Won’t Know Doody’s Position Until November” (Sept. 21, 2016). On November 9, Doody ruled that although the evidence was circumstantial—no one actually saw the defendant do this—it overwhelmingly supported the conclusion that Leston Lawrence had indeed stolen $165,000 in gold from the mint by hiding the golf-ball-sized “pucks” in his personal smuggling compartment and walking carefully out with it.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 15, 2016 1:30 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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Judge Doody vs the doody hole.


"There's GOLD in them thar holes!"

Posted by: ghostsniper at December 15, 2016 6:15 PM

Doody don't mess 'round, do he?

Posted by: Casey Klahn [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 15, 2016 10:07 PM

Apuleius and his Golden Ass would be astonished at the magical disappearance of the gold.
Sherlock Holmes, discovering the means of sequestration, would simply mutter, "Alimentary, my dear Watson," in his enematic way.

Posted by: Howard Nelson at December 15, 2016 10:28 PM

An analytical instrument technician who worked on the direct emission spectrophotometer (DES) in the chemistry lab where I worked told me that he'd worked on the DES at the laboratory of a gold mine in northeastern Washington, and that he had been subjected to a full body search before he could leave the premises. He also told me that he doesn't work on their DES anymore.

Posted by: pfsm at December 16, 2016 12:45 PM

He earned it more than Zoolander(Trudeau) who sold off Canada's gold reserves to his Global Elite cronies.

Posted by: Speller at December 16, 2016 8:38 PM

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