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October 31, 2016
Huma Dating Poll: Line forms to the Left
Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 31, 2016 4:32 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
Hit it.
Right in the middle of the forehead with 250 grains from 1000 yds out.
Posted by: ghostsniper at October 31, 2016 6:01 PM
Nah, as we used to say in college, just put a bag over her and she'd do just fine.
Nice legs, though ... unfortunately, I'm not a leg guy.
(For the official record ... I'm writing this so they'll have something scandalous on me when I run for president in 20 years.)
Posted by: edaddy at October 31, 2016 6:41 PM
I wouldn't hit it with yer dick, and Bill Clinton pushin.
Posted by: Patvann at October 31, 2016 8:33 PM
Doood ...? Dude! Dude?? Dood. Just no, dude.
Posted by: John A. Fleming at October 31, 2016 10:56 PM
Honestly, she's not a bad looking woman...but the contents spoil the package.
Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at November 1, 2016 12:24 AM
@edaddy, bag on her head, bag on your head in case her bag rips.
Posted by: Tripletap at November 1, 2016 4:19 AM
Ghost,
250 grains is a BIG bullet. What are you pushing that out of? .338WINMAG?
Posted by: Snakepit Kansas at November 1, 2016 5:27 AM
My say?
Aint no comdom thick enough
Aint no brewski strong enough
Aint no tablet blue enough
To get me to lay into Hum
Posted by: Callmelennie at November 1, 2016 6:50 AM
She got a purty mouth, ain't she?
Posted by: jack at November 1, 2016 7:16 AM
Forgetting EVEYTHING else...just on looks, hit it.
Posted by: tim at November 1, 2016 8:52 AM
That must be an old picture. I saw one of Huma with Hillary in the last month and Huma not only has cankels now, but is going for that butt that is as wide as an axe handle.
Face-wise? She could eat apples through a picket fence.
Posted by: Speller at November 1, 2016 10:04 AM
There's not much you can do about ugly, but a little time sack time with edaddy can turn the most wicked witch of the west into a mewing Mary Poppins.
Gals like Hillary, Lena, ... even yer favorite lesbian ... all secretly dream of shagging it with me and my fellow manly men of the Midwest. Why? Because, gentlemen, we are able to return them to their original cherished pre-progressive dream state of supreme fertile glory and femmi-nine home industry.
One romp between the sheets with boys like myself and they will be gathering you eggs, milking your cow, and frying bacon every morning. Then the children come along and they laugh and dance around the farm. A gentled woman and well-mannered children all happily there to care for you in your dotage.
Hell, that's probably the point of Mao's Great Leap Forward ... sending all those ugly commie butchies back to the country so they get a little "re-education" with the Chinese Midwestern men.
Posted by: edaddy at November 1, 2016 11:03 AM
Remington Model 70 .308
Winchester Model 71 .348
Hand loads
Posted by: ghostsniper at November 1, 2016 2:14 PM
She has, presumably, had sex with Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner... That's all I need to know.
Put me in the NOPE column please.
Posted by: Aubrey D at November 1, 2016 2:29 PM
Sigh....ghost & snakepit, your butt cracks are showing.
It's day's like this when I really miss chasmatic. He didn't need no 308 or 30 ought nuthin. He could handle anything with a punch in the face.
Posted by: edaddy at November 1, 2016 2:35 PM
Chas's armory made mine appear downright puny. We spoke frequently, email and phone. He was the real deal as far as I could tell. Poppin' heads is a job, punching faces is a hobby.
Posted by: ghostsniper at November 1, 2016 6:18 PM
Shouldn't that be "no condom thin enough?"
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at November 1, 2016 8:41 PM
What a ghoul
Posted by: itor at November 1, 2016 8:55 PM
I ain't hittin' nothin' that smells like Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: fiftyville at November 4, 2016 7:58 PM