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October 30, 2016
9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done:
and there is no new thing under the sun.
10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us.
11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
12 I the Preacher was king over Israel in Jerusalem.
13 And I gave my heart to seek and search out by wisdom concerning all things that are done under heaven: this sore travail hath God given to the sons of man to be exercised therewith.
14 I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 30, 2016 10:57 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Wiseass Israelite. "Hey, Preacher! Nothing new under the sun, huh?"
Preacher. "Yup. Nothing new. All been done before."
Wiseass. "I gotta new one. See, you stick your meat in a tuna can."
Preacher. "And?"
Wiseass. "Nothing. That's it. Meat in a can. It's funny, see?"
Preacher. "You think that's new? Hey, after Sabbath, me and the boys we'd stick our junk in tin cans and walk around Jerusalem waving and banging on the cans to get girls. I needed a Dinty Moore can. That little putz Nathan Arnstein, he fit into an anchovie tin."
Wiseass. "Did it work?"
Preacher. "Does an Amalakite suck cock?"
Posted by: Lance de Boyle at October 30, 2016 2:29 PM