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September 7, 2016
I don't write the headlines. I just report them.
According to a report in the always credulous entertainment website The Mail Online, Norwegian man Claus Jorstad, 45, was using an Ikea Marius chair in the shower when one of his testicles somehow became trapped in the chair mid-shower. Mr Jorstad claims he was using the chair in the shower because of a "knee injury", when somehow one of his testicles accidentally slipped through a hole and then swelled due to the heat of the water and became stuck.
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Plunger handle deftly used oughtta take care of that.
Posted by: BillH at September 7, 2016 1:22 PM
Note that the braggart says it was just *one* of his testicles, not both, that got caught.
Posted by: Grizzly at September 7, 2016 2:57 PM
Norwegians: too big to fall through that!
Posted by: Casey Klahn at September 7, 2016 3:58 PM
Doncha just hate it when that happens?
Posted by: ghostsniper at September 7, 2016 7:47 PM