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August 16, 2016
For The Love Of God, Show Me The Way Out Of This IKEA.
He stared off into the distance, his eyes unfocused. “Well, there’s no easy answer to that question…”I waited for the end of that sentence and the end of my IKEA purgatory. But the expected directions never came. The yellow-vested crusher of dreams continued to stare silently into space until I gave up and left, the first inklings of despair beginning to creep into my soul. I’ve been wandering ever since. I used to try to follow other people out, but they would get lost too and then, out of fear, they’d purposely lose me in the Living Room section. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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The closest I ever came to total meltdown was in IKEA. That was sixteen years ago, and I've never been back.
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at August 16, 2016 12:00 PM