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June 30, 2016

WON'T YOU PLEASE HELP? We Must All Join Together to Find a Cure For Sudden Islamic Combustion Syndrome (SICS)

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"We have yet to find a root cause or some underlying pattern that would explain why certain individuals suddenly detonate,
killing individuals around them, often with oddly shaped pieces of metal that resemble nails and shrapnel," said Klein. "It's imperative that we find a root cause, because there's no discernible pattern to SICS. There's no particular ideology, faith, or military cult packaged as a religion that we can tie back to the disease." In the mean time, The New York Times and Vox have teamed up to create a charitable foundation and slush fund that a spokesman said will devote a "significant percentage" of its revenue to finding a cure for SICS. Doug Ross @ Journal:

Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 30, 2016 1:17 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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