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June 21, 2016
What is not a sandwich?
- A hot dog is not a sandwich.
- A burrito is not a sandwich.
- A wrap is not a sandwich.
- A cheeseburger on a roll is not a sandwich. Sliced bread only.
- A lobster roll is not a sandwich.
- A hoagie is not a sandwich.
- An ice cream sandwich is not a sandwich.
- A hot turkey sandwich is not a sandwich.
- An open-faced sandwich is not a sandwich.
- If you make a sandwich using one end of the bread and one proper slice, it's kind of a sandwich still, but not really. See also folding over a single slice of bread for a half-sandwich.
- If you make a sandwich using both ends of the bread, it is no longer a sandwich at all.
- A peanut butter or grilled cheese sandwich is a sandwich.
- A mayonnaise, butter, or ketchup sandwich is probably a sandwich -- I'm not sure whether those fillings are solid enough -- just not a very good one.
- A sandwich made with crackers instead of bread is not a sandwich, but an imitation of a sandwich.
- A sandwich made with crackers between two slices of bread is a sandwich, but not a very good one.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at June 21, 2016 5:03 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
Your Say
But this begs the question: Is a sammich a sandwich?
"You're beautiful, babe. Now go make me a sammich."
Posted by: Grizzly at June 21, 2016 7:18 PM
And how about deserts, and the breadless sand which is there?
Posted by: Stug Guts at June 22, 2016 9:38 AM