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April 16, 2016

If your kids make too much noise, take a bugle into their room and blow it until you get tired.

This works even better if you can't play the bugle.

Tested, proven effective. Another childrearing hint: when your sons become teenagers, keep your hammers in a locked tool cabinet. That way they are harder to get at, and you will have a moment to think while you are fishing for the key. This hint may keep you out of prison. || Posted by: Quent in Kids Today

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 16, 2016 9:58 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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And if your kids won't get out of bed in the morning, roll a handful of frozen marbles under the covers. It gets prompt results and doesn't make a mess.

Posted by: Fontessa at April 18, 2016 6:11 PM

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