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April 12, 2016

I write most of these posts micro-dosing mescalin so I can tell you the future will not be too bad, except for the giant spiders.

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Then again, the future promises to include an inoculation against drug use.
The day when science can “cure” drug abuse and alcoholism is a lot closer than people realize. Imagine a time when you can drink all the beer you like and never get drunk.

That may sound far-fetched, but look at the way our keepers treat vice today. They are endlessly hounding us about our diets, our drinking and our exercise. My fondest memories of my father are of him with a Marlboro in his hand. Today, a gaggle of angry lesbians will assault you if you light up in public. All the things that come natural to men will be banned. That’s what awaits the toddlers crawling around on the floors of Western homes right now. The Future Will Be No Fun | The Z Blog

Posted by gerardvanderleun at April 12, 2016 12:01 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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"Imagine a time when you can drink all the beer you like and never get drunk."

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What's the point?
I've been drunk a thousand times, it's the only reason I have ever drank. I can't stand the taste of any form of alcohol. So I drink the first few quick and after that the taste is bearable.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2016 2:00 PM

"All the things that come natural to men will be banned." Huh? Does the author mean that women will be banned? Or, will woman bands be banned? Or, are most men's urges unnatural?
As our logical thinking wanes expect to see more Batmen punting puns twixt our cerebral hemispheres.

--- h/t Bruce Wayne

Posted by: Stug Guts [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2016 3:35 PM

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