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March 6, 2016
No Word of Lie: 'Rest Room Snickers' Is the Name of My Haircut 100 Tribute Band. But I Digress
I was at the counter filling out the forms to get my Electric Eel and pipe breaker.
During a lull in the action, I looked around the showroom and noticed that I knew, intimately, what every single piece of equipment was for, even though it was all unlabeled. This was a rental house for commercial construction jobs. It had big hammers and pavement slitters and various other tools of destruction that have chapped my hands and my ass at one time or another. I noticed my son looking around the place, and caught him wondering what the hell all this weird stuff was for. So in my ignorance, I said to him, "Son, if you know what everything in this room is for, you've had a very bad life." Sippican Cottage:
Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 6, 2016 11:18 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.