« If anything kozmik is happening no one is reporting it. | Main | Black Lives Matter is stupid and pointless, but the tactic is useful. »

March 8, 2016

"Hurts. Make It Stop:" Sweet Meteor of Death Needs to Strike Earth Today!

furry-nails-cnd-libertine-today-160219-tease-03_0a1d7dab3c8aaf77e7cbad154fec390a.jpg

Just say no! Furry nail manicures are taking over the world and it's up to us to make it stop At New York Fashion Week, some trends take off, while others fade into obscurity. One trend that did take off (but should fade into obscurity) is the bizarre furry nail fad.

Posted by gerardvanderleun at March 8, 2016 11:14 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

Your Say

Ever notice how most of the colored wimminz employed by the gov't have 3" purple fingernails?

Never red, blue, yellow, just purple.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 8, 2016 2:57 PM

Yes, it goes with purple lipstick and grape drink.

Jeez. Did I just write that? I must be angry about something. Oh, right. My wife, Lucretia, raised her price to 500 bucks. She's not worth 25 cents on a hot day.

"You just go ahead without me."

Posted by: Lance de Boyle [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 8, 2016 6:47 PM

The best part of those 3" finger nails regardless of color is watching someone with them trying to type. Then realize they're being paid $17.00/hr on your tax money.

One question I've always had is how in hell do they get the gum in their mouth, unwrapping it is nigh on impossible.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 9, 2016 1:24 PM

VW--Unwrapping gum isn't what worries me. It's when they've been to the bathroom...

Posted by: OldFert [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 9, 2016 9:10 PM

OldFert, why do you think women go there in pairs.

Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 10, 2016 6:16 AM

They don't wear underpants, size 54 costs too much, so they hover and drip dry.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at March 10, 2016 1:06 PM

Post a comment




Remember Me?

(you may use HTML tags for style)