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The idea of selective service registration for women (made even more absurd by Steyn's investigation into trans reg) is simply to score a big political expose, or gotchya, against the Obamatics, who have declared that every combat job in the military is now open to women. Including shitting on your shovel, hand to hand combat (called "hand to gland combat" in the infantry), and pissing while walking.
Many - I want to say most - men cannot handle the rigors of combat arms jobs, and it is reflected in the wash out rates just in the infantry. The two things the flurry of studies before this stroke-of-a-pen change have proven about women in combat arms are: if the president says women shall graduate Ranger school, then farking wimmin shall farking graduate farking Ranger school, and the standards shall be de facto lowered.
Perhaps they'll make the combat a bit more feminine to make up for the shortfall.
Meanwhile, at the same time, the military will now account for global warming in all activities. I'm serious about that: they must write it into every op order at every level of command. See? Just when you thought Obama was through fukking with the army, he has more up his sleeve. I cannot wait to see what's next.

Simply incorporate all the LGBT including all trannys in both directions into the "First Shock Army Group. They go into battle first to soften up the opposition and make way for the leg infantry.

They want to Rangers, Special Forces, SEALs or Force Recon types, excellent. Why they'll even get their own beanie of a distinctive color, maybe hot pink with a petite feather trim.

One can just imagine what Boodikins or Tiffi's battlefield dying wish might be.

The enemy won't finish them off just for the giggles.

The upside is that the LGTB chubbies could be used for mobile sandbags in the rear area.