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January 15, 2016
Honestly, if you are using a turkey as an "emotional support animal" both you and the bird need to be shot dead at the gate.
So how can a turkey get on a plane? Simple. The passenger provided proper documentation proving the fowl was indeed their emotional support animal, so Delta let the bird on board, and even gave it its own seat.
Posted by gerardvanderleun at January 15, 2016 8:35 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Still yet another reason to be glad I was birthed a long time ago, had a fulfilling career, and retired from flying long before this kind of crap came on the scene.
Posted by: BillH at January 15, 2016 9:55 AM
Yeah, and who Ok'd the seating of that humanoid squatting behind the world's amorous longest- necking champion of the world, who also happens to own the airplane?
Posted by: Stug Guts at January 15, 2016 11:14 AM
Who gets to clean the plane? Turkeys shit constantly.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at January 15, 2016 12:09 PM
Reminds me of the plane in Africa that crashed because a crocodile got loose and the passengers rushed to the front of the aircraft.
Posted by: StephenB at January 15, 2016 12:21 PM
Since I speak wild turkey, I'd just have some surreptitious fun at the guy's expense. Most flights are boring.
Posted by: Casey Klahn at January 15, 2016 9:21 PM
I never spoke wild turkey, but I sure as hell did drink some.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at January 16, 2016 4:21 AM