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December 14, 2015

Deport Steve Jobs' Corpse

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I personally blame Steve Jobs for the decline of Ridley Scott, the destruction of American animation,
and the inspiration of callow nerds everywhere to ‘think different’ by talking like pretentious Unitarian Universalist new age shits who have been trying and failing to get their hands on mushrooms. So if in taking in fewer migrants (very few of whom are Syrian, as purported) we prevent a future Steve Jobs, I would welcome it. Stupid ‘Designed in California’ phones, built for minimum wage in China, creating few American design jobs contra Chinese manufacturing jobs? Ugly, spotless, antiseptic animated films? Stupid missed-the-train hippie rhetoric? If I had the chance I would’ve deported him. I would rather have Osama Bin Laden buried on American soil than this bastard. - STREET CARNAGE

Posted by gerardvanderleun at December 14, 2015 12:56 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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I never heard about Steve Jobs holding a gun to anybody's head, did you?

Now when my XP machine failed for good and my only option was to get an 8.1 machine I wanted to hold a gun to Gate's head....every god dammed day.

Posted by: ghostsniper [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 14, 2015 1:56 PM

I first met Jobs in 1976. His partner, "Steve" Wozniak was a customer of a company I worked for. Jobs was a first class a-h**e. Very much the same cloth the present POTUS is made of. A phony SOB. Wozniak was the entire brain thrust of the pair.

If Jobs was still alive, he would probably be a secret member of ISIS, along with president sh*t face.

Posted by: Terry [TypeKey Profile Page] at December 14, 2015 2:50 PM

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