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November 24, 2015
Thanksgivingmanship: Your Guide to Surviving The Progressive Imbeciles Who Have Spent a Week Cramming on How to Survive You
Fake Statistics. It was my old friend Boston Irish who alerted me to this ticklish little trope,
when he observed that no matter how absurd the statistic you proposed to a progressive, if that statistic seemed to call attention to whatever bugaboos xhe was excited about, xhe would respond with a gushing "I know, right?!"He demonstrated this to me at a party by interrupting a couple of liberals talking, and announcing to them: "You know, based on current statistics, in ten years, the entire state of California will be homeless." "Right! I know!" came the response. -- Ace of Spades HQ
Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 24, 2015 6:47 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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I am equally balanced between loving to do Thanksgiving dinner for our friends, and detesting the political snarping that inevitably occurs. And we got us a bunch of moonbat friends to boot. That's where it pays to be the cook. I stay in the kitchen, frying away all day long, sneaking a buzz here and there, and doing the doing with my mostly deaf ear turned toward the living room conversations. Joys of post-middle age. Besides- I mastered the art of the non-reply a long time ago. Drop a non sequitur and steer the conversation in a harmless direction. Easy-peasy.
JWM
Posted by: John M ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://americandigest.org/sidelines/nav-commenters.gif)
at November 24, 2015 8:58 PM
I thought the entire State of California was homeless already.Maybe just mentally, you know, "Out to lunch".
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at November 25, 2015 3:45 AM
And we got us a bunch of moonbat friends to boot.
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Pay attention to who they are for in about a year or so you're going to need to shoot them to save your own life.
If you thought this past year was exciting the next one will have you sliding off the front of your seat.
Rem 870 w/ mag extension is your friend.
Posted by: ghostsniper at November 25, 2015 4:41 AM