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November 6, 2015

People never steal anything useful like pellets.

That's why they're left out in the parking lot under the hinky streetlight.
People who want to steal things go inside the Walmart and try to steal televisions and iPhones, which are not useful, and go to jail for their trouble. There's 25 grand in pellets outside, but they want to steal a phone the company will give to you for free if you sign up for cellphone service. I think that proves that tattoo ink interferes with normal brain function, because everyone in the police blotter has a visible tattoo on their neck. Sippican Cottage: Sixteen Tons and Whaddaya Get?

Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 6, 2015 12:19 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.

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They never steal them because they go looking for "pellets" and all they find are stacks of pallets, big heavy wooden things that require six Americans, a forklift, and a flat-bed tractor-trailer, or two illegals and a pickup truck, to move. It's easier to just move to a sanctuary city, self-identify as illegal, black, trans, and gay, and get on the Democrat gravy train. Easy street, no heavy lifting!

Posted by: twolaneflash [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 9, 2015 11:30 AM

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