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November 23, 2015

My Diet Is Now Purely Recreational

My body no longer needs foodfor physical functioning; every meal is purely for funsies.

I don’t even think my body knows how to process nutrients anymore. It just takes in food, keeps enough calories to keep me slightly overweight, and then poops out all the protein and carbs out to make room for more waffles or french fries or foie gras while slowly letting my muscular and skeletal systems dissolve into themselves. Culinary Bro-Down Chorizo Street Corn Nachos &

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