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November 16, 2015
In Memoriam: Jihadi John
John's love was directing and starring in videos which he shared with his friends and released onto the Internet for the public. These low-budget shorts gained John notoriety for their uncompromising imagery and made him a much sought-after figure, particularly in the United States and in the United Kingdom. Although John's face was never seen in any of his videos, he was identified as Mohammed Emwazi, a British citizen who emigrated from Kuwait in 1994. Burial services for Jihadi John will be held Friday at an unmarked hole on the outskirts of Raqqa. Attendees to the funeral are asked to bring IR reflective clothing easily visible on satellite imagery. You are asked not to bring children to the funeral, although if you can't find a sitter, that's okay. No big deal. -- Something Awful
Posted by gerardvanderleun at November 16, 2015 2:53 PM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Sudden Jihadi Entropy Elevation Syndrome (SJEES)
Symptoms: Sufferer presents appearance of a sphere of incandescent gases expanding at supersonic velocity, accompanied by shockwave.
Prognosis: Poor.
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at November 17, 2015 6:59 AM
The only problem I have with Johnny's death is that he wasn't covered with pig manure and skinned alive over a period of an hour or so.
Posted by: Jack at November 17, 2015 8:30 AM
True Jack but there isn't much of him left to bury facing Mecca either. Maybe his asshole with his head through it.
Posted by: Vermont Woodchuck at November 17, 2015 9:49 AM