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October 4, 2015
Winnie-the-Pooh (Bear), nee Edward, age 90, passed away in his home on October 4.
Lifelong connoisseur of hunny, Winnie-the-Pooh was known to friends and family alike as a creature of habit, and his death came as no surprise to his husband, Piglet, who commented tearfully that “his diabetes just got out of control. I told him and told him to eat more healthfully, but he wouldn’t.” McSweeney’s.Posted by gerardvanderleun at October 4, 2015 11:44 AM. This is an entry on the sideblog of American Digest: Check it out.
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Lifelong connoisseur of hunny, Winnie-the-Pooh was known to friends and family alike as a creature of habit, and his death came as no surprise to his husband, Piglet,..."
Lawd... not even... :(
"In this space, Ilana Masad posts the death notices of beloved characters from children’s literature. She herself will likely die in some karmic fashion involving plush toys, authorial rage, and murderous children."
Yea... Probably by having Purple Tele-tubby shoved up her @ss...
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at October 4, 2015 3:18 PM